Pre-Marriage Bucket List for shlammed... while there's still time!
A certain "advice" thread is currently getting a lot of participation, and I had a certain post in that thread bring back some memories, and that got me thinking about some other shit I haven't done yet that wanted to but will never get to do because I'm married... so, here's a checklist to put things in prespective:
1. Skeet a bridesmaid... check. 2. Get busy with a fat girl... I mean orca fat.... check. 3. Two chicks at the same time... check. 4. Go ballistic with the Admirals daughter... check. 5. Snacker a woman twice your age... check. 6. Wrangle your friends mom... nope, but I've got one in mind. 7. 8. 9. 10. Let's give shlammed and any other poor sod thinking about marriage a short list of shit to try and accomplish before being limited to one vagina for the rest of their lives... not that this list has to be strictly about poon, but it probably should be. |
bone a red head, twins, and an Asian (extra points if the twins are red-headed Asians)
+1 on being married |
Originally Posted by samnavy
(Post 754779)
4. Go ballistic with the Admirals daughter... check.
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Shit I better do the double your age thing quick... I'm looking at a 50 year old right now!
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Get drunk as all hell and steal "Yesterday's Bread" from a Jimmy John's.
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Fuck your sister's best friend.
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Ass to mouth with a really dirty girl, unless your wife-to-be is a really dirty girl :giggle:
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Originally Posted by matthewdesigns
(Post 755078)
Ass to mouth with a really dirty girl, unless your wife-to-be is a really dirty girl :giggle:
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Originally Posted by ThatGuy85
(Post 755115)
Just don't kiss her afterwards...
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Sensitivity training didn't take? Or is this the only place that tailhookers can be themselves?
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Find a cute girl and fart in her mouth till her nose whistles.
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Carve your name in a hookers uterus with a rusty razor blade
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Shag a stripper (good to get that one off your list and out of your system before marriage according to a couple of my divorced mates).
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Originally Posted by Lokiel
(Post 755157)
Shag a stripper (good to get that one off your list and out of your system before marriage according to a couple of my divorced mates).
*Cell phones were collected at the beginning of the night and were not returned until the next day. This is a MUST, I cannot emphasize it enough. |
Lolol
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make money, beat samnavy with his wallet.
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