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Old 07-29-2011, 06:59 PM   #1
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Default Pre-Marriage Bucket List for shlammed... while there's still time!

A certain "advice" thread is currently getting a lot of participation, and I had a certain post in that thread bring back some memories, and that got me thinking about some other **** I haven't done yet that wanted to but will never get to do because I'm married... so, here's a checklist to put things in prespective:

1. Skeet a bridesmaid... check.
2. Get busy with a fat girl... I mean orca fat.... check.
3. Two chicks at the same time... check.
4. Go ballistic with the Admirals daughter... check.
5. Snacker a woman twice your age... check.
6. Wrangle your friends mom... nope, but I've got one in mind.
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Let's give shlammed and any other poor sod thinking about marriage a short list of **** to try and accomplish before being limited to one vagina for the rest of their lives... not that this list has to be strictly about poon, but it probably should be.
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bone a red head, twins, and an Asian (extra points if the twins are red-headed Asians)

+1 on being married
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4. Go ballistic with the Admirals daughter... check.
Respect. Also, good way to end a career prematurely, if caught.
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**** I better do the double your age thing quick... I'm looking at a 50 year old right now!
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Get drunk as all hell and steal "Yesterday's Bread" from a Jimmy John's.
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**** your sister's best friend.
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*** to mouth with a really dirty girl, unless your wife-to-be is a really dirty girl
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*** to mouth with a really dirty girl, unless your wife-to-be is a really dirty girl
Just don't kiss her afterwards...
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Just don't kiss her afterwards...
a2m is shower play
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Sensitivity training didn't take? Or is this the only place that tailhookers can be themselves?
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Find a cute girl and fart in her mouth till her nose whistles.
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Carve your name in a hookers uterus with a rusty razor blade
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**** a stripper (good to get that one off your list and out of your system before marriage according to a couple of my divorced mates).
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**** a stripper (good to get that one off your list and out of your system before marriage according to a couple of my divorced mates).
at my cousin's bachelor party, he donned some sort of cranial strap-on device and fucked a stripper with it while he bonged an entire 12 back of natty. his bachelor party theme was "frat party" and, while no photo evidence exists*, it was one of the wildest nights I've ever had.

*Cell phones were collected at the beginning of the night and were not returned until the next day. This is a MUST, I cannot emphasize it enough.
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make money, beat samnavy with his wallet.
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