Pre-Marriage Bucket List for shlammed... while there's still time!

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07-29-2011, 05:59 PM

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Pre-Marriage Bucket List for shlammed... while there's still time!

A certain "advice" thread is currently getting a lot of participation, and I had a certain post in that thread bring back some memories, and that got me thinking about some other **** I haven't done yet that wanted to but will never get to do because I'm married... so, here's a checklist to put things in prespective:

1. Skeet a bridesmaid... check.
2. Get busy with a fat girl... I mean orca fat.... check.
3. Two chicks at the same time... check.
4. Go ballistic with the Admirals daughter... check.
5. Snacker a woman twice your age... check.
6. Wrangle your friends mom... nope, but I've got one in mind.
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Let's give shlammed and any other poor sod thinking about marriage a short list of **** to try and accomplish before being limited to one vagina for the rest of their lives... not that this list has to be strictly about poon, but it probably should be.

07-29-2011, 06:38 PM

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bone a red head, twins, and an Asian (extra points if the twins are red-headed Asians)

+1 on being married

07-29-2011, 07:06 PM

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4. Go ballistic with the Admirals daughter... check.

Respect. Also, good way to end a career prematurely, if caught.

07-29-2011, 07:06 PM

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**** I better do the double your age thing quick... I'm looking at a 50 year old right now!

07-30-2011, 03:03 PM

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Get drunk as all hell and steal "Yesterday's Bread" from a Jimmy John's.

07-30-2011, 08:59 PM

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**** your sister's best friend.

07-30-2011, 10:08 PM

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*** to mouth with a really dirty girl, unless your wife-to-be is a really dirty girl

07-31-2011, 12:13 AM

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*** to mouth with a really dirty girl, unless your wife-to-be is a really dirty girl

Just don't kiss her afterwards...

07-31-2011, 12:19 AM

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Just don't kiss her afterwards...

a2m is shower play

07-31-2011, 12:26 AM

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07-31-2011, 12:36 AM

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Find a cute girl and fart in her mouth till her nose whistles.

07-31-2011, 12:38 AM

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07-31-2011, 02:54 AM

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**** a stripper (good to get that one off your list and out of your system before marriage according to a couple of my divorced mates).

-1

07-31-2011, 03:32 AM

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**** a stripper (good to get that one off your list and out of your system before marriage according to a couple of my divorced mates).

at my cousin's bachelor party, he donned some sort of cranial strap-on device and fucked a stripper with it while he bonged an entire 12 back of natty. his bachelor party theme was "frat party" and, while no photo evidence exists*, it was one of the wildest nights I've ever had.

*Cell phones were collected at the beginning of the night and were not returned until the next day. This is a MUST, I cannot emphasize it enough.