Pretty Interesting Thread on Malibu Forum
 

http://www.maliburacing.com/forum/vi...03&hilit=miata

:rofl:

yeah, just 200hp. Shit is mad slow, son.

Anyone on here from the Eastcoast that would like to give these shitbox Chevy's a beating.

lol:

ahhhhh............nevermind

I wish I could have churned out some cyber-thug action on this fag. Then he'd have some really interesting shit for the hill-billy forum. Do they have a "white-lightning" forum over there?

i don't know why it even bothers me, those guys are just like some of the guys i work with, they don't give 2 shits if the car can stop and turn as long as it's got a big engine and is loud they are happy. they can't wrap their head around someone wanting anything else.

lol....I feel honored they mocked me. I could get more pussy in one night then that whole Malibu forum could in a year. Lets not even start talking about our women habits and keep it to cars.

THIS is why I love owning a Miata. I have had a couple small incidents involving my car that turned violent, and I'm not proud of that. But I am proud to say I never once initiated any of them. Like the guy talking about breaking knee caps....I have a story to tell.

I was out with a old gf for a drive and had a jeep pull up next to me. The kid showed me his ass and talked some shit. Whatever, no big deal. Next red light the kid is behind me and decides to use his water bottle to throw water on me....OK motherfucker. I got out in the middle of the road and walked right up to the jeep. They threw it in reverse and just sat there terrified while I screamed at them to get the fuck out. I was going back to my car to get my hammer out of the trunk and they floored it. I ran at the car as they went by and threw a punch. Fucking cracked the back window. I got in my car and followed them to a parking lot with only one way in/out. I'm not sure what I was going to do, but I had the devil in my body. Luckily some lady pulled up and said "look at her crying, take her home", talking about my gf. Like a god sent kind of feeling. During this the kids drove over the curb and left, I just let them be.

Moral of the story being. Watch your mouth, you never know who your fucking with until their right in your face ready to kill you. Talk about breaking knee caps....lol. What a fucking threat. I drive my car to enjoy it, but if someone wants to get stupid, I wont hesitate for a second to send you to the hospital. :vash:

Vash-

I get fucked with pretty frequently. I think its because the seat is bolted to the floor and the aggressors don't expect a 192lb, 5'10 driver to get out. They usually drive off when that happens because I am not smaller than average. 2 years of TKD and 2 years of Muay Thai make things more interesting too.

haha, thats hilarious.
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I liked the guy that said members here are a bunch of wine and cheese homos.:jerkit: There is a large wine and cheese crowd that drive Miatas, but I can pretty much guarantee they are not on this forum.

Be prepared for a deluge of mullet heads from that forum signing up on this forum and posting crap. :bowrofl: Just a point to show that statement is as stupid as the wine and cheese statement.

So who's going over there?
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For any Malibu representative they want to send to my local roadcourse for a showdown if they win I'll pay for the track time, they lose they pay. There's an open event on the 24th.

We can do street tires or race tires, doesn't matter.

honorary ban for our good friend turbotyla?

I tried to, but the fudgepackers over there won't send a validation email... Punk ass bitches bragging about cars that don't even trap as fast as my Miata. Pretty fucking sad.

Mark

lol. My car had 34 hours of track time last season, paint is rough, brakes squeel, and in general the car is quite utilitarian and I'm willing to bet I've had more 90-point bottles and more poundage of cheese transported in it than any pure-blooded "wine and cheeser." lol

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
That kid started this whole thing by claiming I was "mean" to him and that nobody on his nice Malibu forum would ever be mean to anybody else. Check out their top-row sticky!
http://www.maliburacing.com/forum/vi...hp?f=2&t=64136

Anyways, the bullshit that occurred on both forums was funny to read, and it looks like there are some reasonable-minded enthusiasts over there who can put together 2000lbs and 300whp (on a stock 1.6 motor) isn't all that slow. In any case, it looks like they've got just as much pride in their shit as we do in ours (gay pride for us, redneck pride for them).

Maybe after we get the kid all boosted up (and we will) he'll head back over there and crack some skulls for US... maybe even get us a convert or two...
EDIT: or maybe he'll quickly have enough of us and go back to the nice Malibu forum where everyone is a sweetheart and nobody gets their feelings hurt.

^ I don't know about that Sam, I mean he is mentally challenged.

that forum is full of all the guys from your highschool that had to take "slow" classes, had tutors, still failed, aced tech school because they didn't cut off their hands, now they have cars that are about as complex and they could possibly attempt to understand. they remind of the subject of THE Offsprings "pretty fly for a white guy"

i dunno, reading the original thread, you guys were dicks to him for more or less no reason. his thread wasn't even that bad, by noob standards.