I am going for Elvis. I can do grease, but its not as nice.

 

look over there...two women ******* a polar bear.

 

Mine:



Porsche Design shades that I found in a buddy's garage.

 

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I go for the HD Wraparound glasses, myself. You know, That way I can see everything in HD.

Do so while wearing a bluedouche headset, Loud-n-clear headset to spy on other motorists conversations around me, rocking a car held together with Mighty-putty, Mighty-Mend it, on my way to wash my clothes with OxyClean, so I can hang them on Herculese hooks.. Talking on my stupid ******* AT&T worthless "3G" network, dropping calls left and right cause you know, its ALLOVERTM. When I get home I'll dry my car with teh ShamWOW then for dinner I'll chop up some vegetables with the slapchop!! ******* kill me now.

 

"You're going to love my nuts."

btw:

 

I'm sorry about your cataract surgery.

 

Damn mescaline. Why do they have to make it so pure?


I usually sport the throw away cardboard shades from the optometrist for a couple of weeks until they fall apart.

 

******* BRILLIANT!!!!

 

Your sunglasses look familiar.

 

...And I think you are a perfect match for the sister-in-law.

 

ask her to stop doing the kissy face, then give her my #. I'm going to change her life.

I has teh blue blockers too

 

I have those same one in a black frame. Doing it up miami vice style. I wear it with my leisure suits.

 

I think your sister-in-law has a nice rack,but you need to post more pics of her just to be sure.

 

I had an infection which was diagnosed as pink eye by my primary physician, but after the eye drops ran out the infection returned. I went to a specialist and they found a metal shard embedded in my cornea right in the center of the pupil. They extracted the shard, I went back on the antibiotic drops. The infection went away, my vision returned. I came back for a followup and they dilated my pupils and gave me the awesome specs.

 

Without the stupid myspace faces...

 

 

I WANT THAT ****! How much? I'd blow **** for those... Woah, woah. Maybe just a nibble...

 

Oakley Minutes FTMFW.