And that's how I used my 6,000th post.

 

Keep drinking. Everyone knows that a man is more irresistible when sloppy drunk.

 

Fixed.

 

I just read an email regarding the specifics of my FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET INFANT BABY JESUS "20th high school reunion" as the wife head upstairs...

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not gettin' any tonight. On the bright side, there's a good Family Guy episode on that I haven't seen.

 

I've found that drinking eases the pain of kids ruining married sex. My plan is to usually drink a couple beers to enjoy myself. It's enough to keep sex on the table and take the bite off of not having sex otherwise.

 

Just come to LongShots. I'll drive ya home later.
Oh yea city is still closed from 3" of snow....schools closed again tmw.

PS:I vote get her drunk too so sex is crazier.

 

Well now that the suspense of whether or not samnavy was getting any tonight is over...time to reach for a little hooch* of my own.

*interpret this term as you will

 

That's not fair because you're like 7 miles away and I still feel sober enough to drive... which reminds me that I haven't been down to see you in about a year, which is LAME... **** ME HAS IT BEEN THAT LONG?!?!?

OK, enough ******* around... I just crushed my 3rd spoonful of Nutella and she's been silent upstairs for about 30 minutes, which means ASLEEP or reading her Kindle, which means the James Bond (Roger Moore only) marathon I found will have to wait.

 

Guess I'm too late, but at the end of the day the rum can't tell you "no".

 

You can't stop drinking for ten minutes?