The 2 things that **** me off more than anything are TAILGATING AND DRIVING UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!!!

When someone is tailgating me I have a hard time thinking about anything other than killing them.

When someone in front of me is driving too slow, holding up traffic, I just want to smash into the back of them and run them off the road.

Obviously, I cant do either of these things. So most of the time all I end up doing is raising my own blood pressure. My gf hates driving with me and says I hate everyone and I'm a hypocrite, but I know she doesn't know what she's talking about.

At one point in time I was going to attach a length of fish tank airline to my windshield washer bottle, run it into the trunk and **** in the tank. This way if someone decides to tailgate me, I'll just **** on them. I never did it though.

 

Oh man that would be epic. Hot **** all over their car. The smell would be horrific

 

Thats a really good idea. If you leave **** in a bottle for long enough the smell is horrendous, especially if its in your hot trunk.

 

and you can reextract your meth.

 

Yeah, but think about how INSANE you would be if someone sprayed **** all over your car. Especially if you had the windows or top down.

The only reason I passed on the idea was I figured someone would either kill me or I'd get throw in jail. lol

 

I know a 40-50 year old guy who got out of his car at a stoplight (to explain to the teenager why he should be more careful) due to road rage. His dumb *** spent the weekend in jail and had to hire a lawyer over that bit of stupidity. He's lucky he didn't walk up to me at a light because I would have shot him. This is 2012 and it is not worth the risk to be screwing around on the road.

 

Yeah, you could get charged for that probably. Maybe just use water?

 

Not as fun. Maybe milk? I can haz breast milk on my windshield?

 

It would get chunky and clog up the tube. Water with yellow food coloring in it maybe.

 

I like brights when people pull out in front of me. When you have some bright beams plus some, they get the idea.

I also like the brakes when people have a lane to pass but choose to ride the tail gate. With as many deer as we have here, its safer to do that then wait till your in between a deer and an asshat driver.

 

Ever since I put the S&W sticker on my car, people immediately quit jacking with me in traffic.

 

If you could get it to mist a little, olive oil would be great. Goes on in droplets, turns milky and semi-opaque when you use the washers. Probably won't hurt the paint, either. A friend demo'd it for me once, but I never tried it in real life.

 

Real Life? And it worked?

 

Counter-argument: Do you really want to obscure the vision of an already terrible driver?

 

The best anti-tailgating weapon I ever had was my old FC. It would throw some pretty decent flames when you let off, so when somebody was really close I'd spit a few flames and they always backed off. I'm pretty calm otherwise though.

 

True, probably not. However, road rage and responding to it aren't terribly rational to begin with. Might at least make them someone else's problem.

 

I don't care. In a car I'm willing to do something like this in is not a car I care a whole lot about if its balled up.

 

The choice is simple. I just pull out a rocket launcher and let God deal with them.

 

Yes, worked surprisingly well.

 

Bingo.
This is why I think everyone should have a motorcycle as their primary transportation for at least one year. One will learn that no matter if you're wrong or right, if a vehicular altercation should occur, you lose.
You will learn to take responsibility for yourself. Raging does nothing for you but lose your focus.
Deadly on a scoot.
Such is life on the street.

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