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Old 08-28-2008, 06:04 AM   #21
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Bella - "You two are a strange pair." An obvious poke at my sense of humor. I know this trick with my hands that I use to squirt water at her. I squeeze my palms together and a stream of water squirts in the direction of my choice. Hard to explain this one. But she's laughing and at the same time is interested in this new trick she had never seen. So she asks me to show her how. As I'm showing her my mind is on Lisa. Kind of guilty feeling, but, at the same time I'm excited about the prospect of banging her finally cause I know it would finally happen. Afterall, we would be alone, Bella had suggested it (being alone with her sister that is), and I knew Lisa would be down, in fact pushing hard for us to finally do it.

Installment 23
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We start noticing how long we've been in the tub by looking at our hands and feet. We're starting to look older than Jesus. We finally get out and take a shower cause we didn't actually get clean in the tub. We just chilled out and horsed around. Spit tea into the tub and all that...we didn't make love in the shower. I did this on purpose. Although she is always down when I want her to, I wanted to show her that this was not always what was on my mind. So, I just washed her and she washed me. She was looking curiously at me cause I wasn't trying anything. In fact when we got out of the shower I was just getting dressed. I was acting so casually about it that it was probably obvious to her that it was intentional. As I was zipping up my jeans she snuck up behind me and pushed them down.

The combination of my feet being stuck together cause of my jeans around my ankles and her kind of tackling/hugging me we fell on the bed. She was kicking off my jeans from my feet with hers and I helped her get them off. We spent the rest of the morning and the better part of the 12 o'clock hour making love. Eventually we got out of the house. She wanted to go visit her parents and talk to her mom about her school for a bit. I was kind of like, "Uhhh...I guess so..." and she said, "Don't worry. My dad goes golfing with his buddies on Sunday. My mom is my school guidance councelor." Apparently her mom's a big pusher of education and has always helped guide her and tried with Lisa to take the right approach to achieving their scholastic goals.

I reluctantly agreed. But I figured it wouldn't be too bad without the brash not so subtle ways of her father. He's usually gone the entire day apparently...joining his rich homies in smoking ridiculously expensive cigars that probably taste nasty patting themselves on the back because they're oh so wealthy. Bella took exception to this attitude by her dad and said that he only makes such a big deal of being wealthy because he came from a poor upbringing. Basically she was saying that he acts like he's "new money". Her mom's family was wealthy as well but they've been for some time. Her mom seemed more in her own skin it seemed to me.

Anyway we finally get dressed and head to her mom's house for lunch. She calls her mom telling her that we would come by. Her mom says that she won't have lunch ready in time and we could just go out. When we get there her mom is still getting ready. Bella has the key however and we're waiting in the parlor room where they usually entertain guests. Bella asks if I want a drink of some of her favorite white wine that she used to sneak when she was too young to drink.

Me - "You naughty little underage drunk."

Bella - Laughs "I would. I would. I would hide behind the sofa and drink from directly from the bottle so my parents wouldn't notice a missing glass."

Me - "Only if you will have a glass with me. Maybe we could go behind the sofa." Kind of hinting that drinking wouldn't be the only thing we would do behind the sofa...

Bella - "Naughty naughty. My mum will be down any minute."

Me - "So what let her watch."

Bella - "Eeeeww. Well I will have a glass with you. It's been a while since I've had this wine."

Bella pours us each a glass and we start drinking. She says, "Down the hatch" and pounds the glass and starts laughing. I'm like, "Wow. OK." and I pound mine. Bella pours us both another glass each and this time we're giggling like little school girls and sipping it a bit slower. Her mom unexpectedly starts coming around the corner into the room and says, "It's a little early for wine isn't it?" We're both quiet a little and just looking at her as she's walking closer to the bar where we were standing. She was wearing a tight black dress with a plunging neckline, I knew I'd have to be on my toes to not get busted sneaking a peek.

The mom - "Pour me a glass." Bella does and the mom starts drinking. Bella's happy as a clam now cause her mom is being casual with us. "You know James...Bella still thinks that she had us fooled when she used to drink this same wine when she was just a tot. Well...she may have had her father fooled but I always knew better." And winks at Bella.

Bella's just giggling standing next to her mom...she obviously doesn't know what to say. We decided to go out after we drink the glass and her mom is being a bit more casual than when we went to dinner at her house. Before long they're talking about Bella's classes and how she should plan this semester. It's boring talk for me, but, I pretend to me interested. Bella's mom asks me about my night school and how I liked my English major. I told her and also mentioned how I had side interest in linguistics. I didn't know what I wanted to do with it, but, it certainly sounded interesting.

The mom - "Really? Bella also has this interest. She speaks French, Spanish, and a little Italian but her accent is horrible."

Me - "You never mentioned you spoke all these languages Bella."

Bella - "Well we both speak English so there was no need to speak in another language. Plus mum is exaggerating my abilities. I haven't spoken those languages in ages."

Her mom says some fany shmancy french **** to Bella and Bella responds with an equally fancy schmancy french snippet. Bella's mom looks at me to see if I understood a lick of any of it. **** like I have the faintest clue.

On queue I respond with my ultra exaggerated version of a french accent, "Hungrh hungrh hungrh...my stomache is growling...let us go to ze restaurant and eat...hungrh hungrh hungrh.." I did a pretty funny rendition of a stereotypical Pierre from France and both were laughing pretty hard. Her mom seemed to take a liking to me because I was not the least bit pretentious. I'm sure after a while that pretentious crowd of rich folks they hang out with get old even to those who belong to that crowd. But I'm sure Bella got her intelligence, level headedness, and non-elitist attitude must come from somewhere. Who's to say she didn't learn it from her mother.

Anyway, her mother pays keen attention to every little detail of everything I notice. She's very attentive. She notices that I still have not called her by any name or title. While driving she says, "You know James. You can call me Sarah." looking back in the rearview mirror at me. I said, "OK. I was wondering what to call you."

Sarah - "Hey! Watch it young man. Don't get smart with me!" She was joking, pretending to think that I was being a smart ***. But it was obviously just a joke on her part. I surely wouldn't be that bold to say something like that to Bella's mom. Bella was just turned around with her arms over the passenger seat, looking at me in disbelief how comfortable her mom was being with me. I just shrugged my shoulders as if to say, "The hell if I know...she's your mother."

Anyway. We get to the restaurant and it was one of her Sarah's choice. It was kind of a tea and cookies place but not overly snooty. She was obviously a frequent customer because the waiter knew her by name. Sarah insisted on ordering for everyone, but, asked if I was allergic to anything or if I didn't like certain types of food. I'm like the human garbage disposal and I eat everything so it wasn't a problem. Food is like my drug so I was all for having someone order some good stuff for me. Bella says, "He eats everything..." and so the mom begins to order for us...but not before she gives this look to Bella as if her comment about eating everything was a subtle sexual joke between me and her. "Really.. everything?" Sarah said while raising an eyebrow. Bella looked shocked and was embarrassed by her mom's mood this morning. She just looked at her mom with big buggy eyes and said, "Mom" and had this look on her face like, "Oh my god. I can't believe you said that." The waiter was about to **** his pants and her mom was obviously pleased with herself letting us know that although she was in her forties, she had not lost her wit nor her sense of humor.

I motioned Bella to just chill using my hands. Kind of the motion you give to someone when you want them to slow down. She still has this look on her face like, "Oh my god." It was entertaining to say the least. We eat lunch and they try to keep the school talk to a minimum. Plus it seemed that Bella's semester plan had already been layed out. Sarah said, "We'll go shopping for clothes for you after this." I forgot that Bella doesn't work. She just gets an allowance from her parents so she could just focus on school. I'm sure her mom didn't want her to use the money she gave her for bills and other **** for school necessities. But I thought, "She has more clothes than any girl I've ever known. She hasn't even worn the same pair of underwear since I've known her."
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:06 AM   #22
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That's up to date as of 8/28 2am PST. Subscribe to the S2ki thread if you want more. Sorry about the ****s, S2ki edits **** out of their posts and **** if I'm going to go back through and put it back in.
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I'm sorry, but there's no way in hell that can POSSIBLY be worth reading. Especially not at 5 in the f-ing morning man, what have you been smoking?
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:15 AM   #24
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I'm sorry, but there's no way in hell that can POSSIBLY be worth reading. Especially not at 5 in the f-ing morning man, what have you been smoking?
Swear to god, my friend linked me at midnight and I just started reading, and by the time I hit the end it was 1:30am.

I enjoy a good bedtime story.
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holy **** I cant sleep tonight. This was a bad thing to stumble on.
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aww, that's some bullshit, i just spent like an hour and a half reading that and it ain't even done yet...FUUUUUCK
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:20 AM   #27
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So I woke the next morning around 9:30am.
Confirmed it was false, he suffered from no jetlag!
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wow, amusing!

i may have to actualy look up the rest
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Dude, you know there is good **** on the internet right?
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Its like once you start reading it, you cant stop...lol
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agreed. you can't stop. **** english majors!


Also, he's in the air force. 9:30 am. that is jet lag! he should be up at 5:30!
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i stopped.

what person registered on a car forum wouldn't mention what kind of car she had?
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**** you Sav, you should have posted it when the story was finished! Dammit.

Good read so far.
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what person registered on a car forum wouldn't mention what kind of car she had?
I was kinda thinking the same thing.
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See, guys like trashy romance novels too.
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Why this story is grossly fake (and yet I still read it):
1> The car thing. He doesn't say what she drives? please bitch.
2> All the details that would "Date" the story (movie names, etc) are all "I can't remembers" but he can remember every single line of every conversation?
3> The writer does not belong on a car forum (so I'm implying its a re-post) seriously, it sounds like a cheesy ****: "She licked her lips so seductively and rubbed the inside of my thigh..." etc.
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He does know his crowd though

"Didn't want the drinks to get spilled or some s2ki fool to slip a roofie in it"



LOL
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Jeez, just skimming the highlights takes forever. How the hell can someone actually read all that crap?
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Did he bone her or what?

Im not reading all that ****.
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dude he boned her in like installment 3. the other 30 installments were just him trying to secretly bone her sister. or their mom. or all three. I gave up before that point.
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