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xturner

03-09-2009 11:04 AM

Scooter from Planet Kickass

Hello Kitty Pink Vespa S 150 NEW

mrtonyg

03-09-2009 11:16 AM

That is one funny, well written ad!

budget racer

03-09-2009 11:22 AM

"The Vespa also has an
automatic transmission (CVT) so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists,
you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun and
drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once."
and
"To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer
pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular
pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants."

rofl

deliverator

03-09-2009 11:36 AM

I'll be damned.

Hustler's selling his daily driver.

messiahx

03-09-2009 01:14 PM

I wonder if I can get just the MC Hammer pants...

gospeed81

03-09-2009 01:23 PM

holy shit that's great.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schenectady Vespa

real men don't let anything warm near their butt

but definitely not hustler's DD

240_to_miata

03-09-2009 01:30 PM

i have a few friends that live near there. might tell them to go check it out, lol

skidude

03-09-2009 09:00 PM

That is almost exactly like an ad I once read for a Nissan SUV. Pathfinder maybe.

miatamania

03-09-2009 11:04 PM

Wonderfully written.

coastertrav

03-10-2009 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skidude108 (Post 379649)

That is almost exactly like an ad I once read for a Nissan SUV. Pathfinder maybe.

That is what I was thinking...

skidude

03-10-2009 09:03 AM

Found On Craigslist: Nissan Ninja Hauler Kicks Ass and Takes Names Silently
Here's the nissan one. It's been removed from Craigslist but the text is available here.

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