Hello Kitty Pink Vespa S 150 NEW

 

That is one funny, well written ad!

 

"The Vespa also has an
automatic transmission (CVT) so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists,
you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun and
drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once."
and
"To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer
pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular
pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants."

rofl

 

I'll be damned.

Hustler's selling his daily driver.

 

I wonder if I can get just the MC Hammer pants...

 

holy **** that's great.

but definitely not hustler's DD

 

i have a few friends that live near there. might tell them to go check it out, lol

 

That is almost exactly like an ad I once read for a Nissan SUV. Pathfinder maybe.

 

Wonderfully written.

 

That is what I was thinking...

 

Found On Craigslist: Nissan Ninja Hauler Kicks *** and Takes Names Silently
Here's the nissan one. It's been removed from Craigslist but the text is available here.