She bit it! *true story*
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She bit it! *true story*
So early this morning I’m under a thin blanket. I was chilling, in a daze still half asleep nice and warm at peace with the z’s I was catching. But I had a boner. I suppose it was a pee boner or something, or maybe I was dreaming about Pizza, I truthfully did not have time to review why I was at attention.
Anyhow, I took a moment to scratch the parameter of my ****, my eyes were still closed. Still deciding if it was time to wake up or maybe catch a few more minutes of sleep.
Shadow is my smallest cat. She has a habit of grabbing blankets and needing. Like a dog, she bites and doesn't let go. Shadow thoroughly enjoys thrashing the blanket around as I believe she thinks she is killing her mother while getting milk.
Well, I guess while I was scratching my **** she seen movement under the blanket and dove across the couch and bit on. Only problem was she didn’t bite onto my hand, it was the tip of my pecker.
Now, here is the thing. Some of you are probably wondering why a cat biting on your dick is a bad thing. There are pros and cons to the situation. The pro was it was funny to open my eyes to see this cat biting onto my pecker and not letting go even though I yelled at her to stop, I did laugh. The con was I couldn't really push her off, she was still attached, like a pitbull trying to kill her prey under the blanket.
I know most of you will call “pics or it never happened”. I am not about to coax my kitty back into the same position just to prove it happened. It did happen and it was very very real.
Thank you and goodnight
Anyhow, I took a moment to scratch the parameter of my ****, my eyes were still closed. Still deciding if it was time to wake up or maybe catch a few more minutes of sleep.
Shadow is my smallest cat. She has a habit of grabbing blankets and needing. Like a dog, she bites and doesn't let go. Shadow thoroughly enjoys thrashing the blanket around as I believe she thinks she is killing her mother while getting milk.
Well, I guess while I was scratching my **** she seen movement under the blanket and dove across the couch and bit on. Only problem was she didn’t bite onto my hand, it was the tip of my pecker.
Now, here is the thing. Some of you are probably wondering why a cat biting on your dick is a bad thing. There are pros and cons to the situation. The pro was it was funny to open my eyes to see this cat biting onto my pecker and not letting go even though I yelled at her to stop, I did laugh. The con was I couldn't really push her off, she was still attached, like a pitbull trying to kill her prey under the blanket.
I know most of you will call “pics or it never happened”. I am not about to coax my kitty back into the same position just to prove it happened. It did happen and it was very very real.
Thank you and goodnight
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LOL ill believe it.
any puncture wounds? HAHA
nah, seriously, If there is any, go get checked. Unless you like your ****** swollen up to the size of your fist
Look up Pasteurellosis
any puncture wounds? HAHA
nah, seriously, If there is any, go get checked. Unless you like your ****** swollen up to the size of your fist
Look up Pasteurellosis
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So early this morning I’m under a thin blanket. I was chilling, in a daze still half asleep nice and warm at peace with the z’s I was catching. But I had a boner. I suppose it was a pee boner or something, or maybe I was dreaming about Pizza, I truthfully did not have time to review why I was at attention.
Anyhow, I took a moment to scratch the parameter of my ****, my eyes were still closed. Still deciding if it was time to wake up or maybe catch a few more minutes of sleep.
Shadow is my smallest cat. She has a habit of grabbing blankets and needing. Like a dog, she bites and doesn't let go. Shadow thoroughly enjoys thrashing the blanket around as I believe she thinks she is killing her mother while getting milk.
Well, I guess while I was scratching my **** she seen movement under the blanket and dove across the couch and bit on. Only problem was she didn’t bite onto my hand, it was the tip of my pecker.
Now, here is the thing. Some of you are probably wondering why a cat biting on your dick is a bad thing. There are pros and cons to the situation. The pro was it was funny to open my eyes to see this cat biting onto my pecker and not letting go even though I yelled at her to stop, I did laugh. The con was I couldn't really push her off, she was still attached, like a pitbull trying to kill her prey under the blanket.
I know most of you will call “pics or it never happened”. I am not about to coax my kitty back into the same position just to prove it happened. It did happen and it was very very real.
Thank you and goodnight
Anyhow, I took a moment to scratch the parameter of my ****, my eyes were still closed. Still deciding if it was time to wake up or maybe catch a few more minutes of sleep.
Shadow is my smallest cat. She has a habit of grabbing blankets and needing. Like a dog, she bites and doesn't let go. Shadow thoroughly enjoys thrashing the blanket around as I believe she thinks she is killing her mother while getting milk.
Well, I guess while I was scratching my **** she seen movement under the blanket and dove across the couch and bit on. Only problem was she didn’t bite onto my hand, it was the tip of my pecker.
Now, here is the thing. Some of you are probably wondering why a cat biting on your dick is a bad thing. There are pros and cons to the situation. The pro was it was funny to open my eyes to see this cat biting onto my pecker and not letting go even though I yelled at her to stop, I did laugh. The con was I couldn't really push her off, she was still attached, like a pitbull trying to kill her prey under the blanket.
I know most of you will call “pics or it never happened”. I am not about to coax my kitty back into the same position just to prove it happened. It did happen and it was very very real.
Thank you and goodnight
Did you pay her after?
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and not once did I read, "and my dick hurts" ????
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Shadow, meet Shadow.
She is about 13lbs, and we call her "Morning Kitty" cause as soon as the alarm goes off she is in our face meowing, licking and sniffing our faces. That is the ONLY time she pretends to like us, and we can't figure out why.
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could it be cause she just got done licking your spooge?
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