Smack that bi*#h
 

Man arrested for hitting girlfriend with sandwich -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com
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great thorough reporting!

My wife hit me with a sammich once. It was after a drunken argument in which I called her an effin C, so I pretty much deserved it. I had to clean the mustard off the wall the next day.

Frank

i bet she forgot to cut the crust off for him.

i'm eating a sandwich from the herndon deli that could kill a man.

Assault and bakery? Posession with attempt to delicious sandwich.

voluntary foodslaughter :(

The epitomy of a manwich.

It is in my county and my part of the alphabet. I will let you guys know if I get the case (Public Defender).

After reading the details of the story, I'd guess this guy will be appointed one. Can't imagine him showing up with his own attorney.

Rodriguez... GUILTY

This is hilarious. you can't make things like this up. Bitch shut up or I'll smack you with my sammich!:bowrofl:

Currently up in felony court. I do not expect the 'cruelty towards child without harm' charge to stick when the state makes their filing decision. The battery will drop down to me.

I'd be pretty freakin pissed off if I threw a sandwich at someone and ended up facing felony charges for it, man that sucks.

He's gonna get served with a subpoena

"The type of sandwich hurled was not specified in the report."

This cracked me up

Lettuce hope not.

you guys are so cheesy

Im surprised it was a sandwich and not a quesadilla.

He mayo may not.