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Old 11-19-2008, 02:08 PM   #1
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Old 11-19-2008, 02:13 PM   #2
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The type of sandwich hurled was not specified in the report.
great thorough reporting!
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My wife hit me with a sammich once. It was after a drunken argument in which I called her an effin C, so I pretty much deserved it. I had to clean the mustard off the wall the next day.

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i bet she forgot to cut the crust off for him.
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i'm eating a sandwich from the herndon deli that could kill a man.
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Old 11-19-2008, 03:16 PM   #6
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Assault and bakery? Posession with attempt to delicious sandwich.
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Old 11-19-2008, 04:58 PM   #7
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voluntary foodslaughter :(
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The epitomy of a manwich.
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It is in my county and my part of the alphabet. I will let you guys know if I get the case (Public Defender).
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:59 PM   #10
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It is in my county and my part of the alphabet. I will let you guys know if I get the case (Public Defender).
After reading the details of the story, I'd guess this guy will be appointed one. Can't imagine him showing up with his own attorney.
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Rodriguez... GUILTY
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This is hilarious. you can't make things like this up. Bitch shut up or I'll smack you with my sammich!
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Old 11-20-2008, 10:16 AM   #13
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Currently up in felony court. I do not expect the 'cruelty towards child without harm' charge to stick when the state makes their filing decision. The battery will drop down to me.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:37 AM   #14
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I'd be pretty freakin pissed off if I threw a sandwich at someone and ended up facing felony charges for it, man that sucks.
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He's gonna get served with a subpoena
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"The type of sandwich hurled was not specified in the report."

This cracked me up
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He's gonna get served with a subpoena
Lettuce hope not.
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Lettuce hope not.
you guys are so cheesy
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Im surprised it was a sandwich and not a quesadilla.
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He's gonna get served with a subpoena
He mayo may not.
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