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Old Nov 19, 2008 | 01:08 PM
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Man arrested for hitting girlfriend with sandwich -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com
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Old Nov 19, 2008 | 01:13 PM
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The type of sandwich hurled was not specified in the report.
great thorough reporting!
Old Nov 19, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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My wife hit me with a sammich once. It was after a drunken argument in which I called her an effin C, so I pretty much deserved it. I had to clean the mustard off the wall the next day.

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Old Nov 19, 2008 | 02:04 PM
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i bet she forgot to cut the crust off for him.
Old Nov 19, 2008 | 02:13 PM
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i'm eating a sandwich from the herndon deli that could kill a man.
Old Nov 19, 2008 | 02:16 PM
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Assault and bakery? Posession with attempt to delicious sandwich.
Old Nov 19, 2008 | 03:58 PM
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voluntary foodslaughter :(
Old Nov 19, 2008 | 04:01 PM
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The epitomy of a manwich.
Old Nov 19, 2008 | 05:50 PM
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It is in my county and my part of the alphabet. I will let you guys know if I get the case (Public Defender).
Old Nov 19, 2008 | 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 94mx5red
It is in my county and my part of the alphabet. I will let you guys know if I get the case (Public Defender).
After reading the details of the story, I'd guess this guy will be appointed one. Can't imagine him showing up with his own attorney.
Old Nov 19, 2008 | 06:56 PM
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Rodriguez... GUILTY
Old Nov 19, 2008 | 08:22 PM
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This is hilarious. you can't make things like this up. Bitch shut up or I'll smack you with my sammich!
Old Nov 20, 2008 | 09:16 AM
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Currently up in felony court. I do not expect the 'cruelty towards child without harm' charge to stick when the state makes their filing decision. The battery will drop down to me.
Old Nov 20, 2008 | 10:37 AM
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I'd be pretty freakin pissed off if I threw a sandwich at someone and ended up facing felony charges for it, man that sucks.
Old Nov 20, 2008 | 11:26 AM
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He's gonna get served with a subpoena
Old Nov 20, 2008 | 12:33 PM
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"The type of sandwich hurled was not specified in the report."

This cracked me up
Old Nov 20, 2008 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SloS13
He's gonna get served with a subpoena
Lettuce hope not.
Old Nov 20, 2008 | 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by fmowry
Lettuce hope not.
you guys are so cheesy
Old Nov 20, 2008 | 01:55 PM
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Im surprised it was a sandwich and not a quesadilla.
Old Nov 20, 2008 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by SloS13
He's gonna get served with a subpoena
He mayo may not.



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