Something came in the male
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Firm grip, no limp wrist, seductive voice. Hey bby; asl?
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:rofl: nice knife bro.
enjoy the lube. |
DAT CAT. I had to excuse myself
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damn pusho, you got that watch on tight enough?
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Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 894178)
damn pusho, you got that watch on tight enough?
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also, the side are preforated so you can just rip them off...
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Kind of like your panties:dunno:
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velcro, but yeah.
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Originally Posted by pusha
(Post 894179)
that's proper fit
i'm not saying wear it like a poser from the suburban hood so that you dont need to unclasp it to remove it, but my god man. free that shit up a little. it's a bracelet with a timepiece on it, not a bondage device. |
I wonder what Scott put in my box. Pun not intended.
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Originally Posted by Oscar
(Post 894198)
I wonder what Scott put in my box. Pun not intended.
you got a few extras. |
just noticed and realized
your right hand is blue. is that cuz you had your watch on it but then it cut off all circulation and turned blue? |
Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 894208)
just noticed and realized
your right hand is blue. is that cuz you had your watch on it but then it cut off all circulation and turned blue? |
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Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 894193)
i suppose. i mean it prolly helps to have watchband shaped dents permanently molded into your arm so that next time you don the watch, you know where to put it.
i'm not saying wear it like a poser from the suburban hood so that you dont need to unclasp it to remove it, but my god man. free that shit up a little. it's a bracelet with a timepiece on it, not a bondage device. y8s, one thing you fail to realize is that I'm not a small dude. my large frame makes these watches look small but I'm not about to wear some massive philistinian watch https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1340395769 |
Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 894202)
you got a few extras.
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IDK man.... big hands or is it the ladies rolex?
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Originally Posted by pusha
(Post 894215)
well, both of my Rolex Datejusts have jubilee bracelets, which are beautiful but will stretch with wear. it's advised, by Rolex, to keep them at a tight, but comfortable 'setting', because wearing it too loose will cause premature wear (doesn't make sense but I'm not a watchmaker).
y8s, one thing you fail to realize is that I'm not a small dude. my large frame makes these watches look small but I'm not about to wear some massive philistinian watch https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1340395769 i'm saying you need to add a goddam link. |
those are all of the links you ahole
now leave me alone or Uncle Scott is going to come over with his stick |
why do you grunt like a bitch?
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Man that those small hands make that kitchen knife look giant.
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:bowrofl:
"Anyone wants this lube... Oh, its warming I might just..." |
Of course he's gonna keep it. And think of Scott every time he uses it. (the times scott isn't there of course)
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What is funny is that lube came from Rick.
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I wodner if Scott paid the import duty on it
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also I figured it was a regift because Scott is too cheap to spend money on something like that when spit kinda works
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Originally Posted by 99mx5
(Post 894308)
:bowrofl:
"Anyone wants this lube... Oh, its warming I might just..." |
Originally Posted by pusha
(Post 894391)
also I figured it was a regift because Scott is too cheap to spend money on something like that when spit kinda works
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Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 894452)
I'll send you a bottle of my spit and spunk
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I want that washer that you've had on your shifter! I've resorted to using some electrical tape for the time being :(
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This thread is actually quite entertaining. Continue, I'm amused.
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i'm not gonna give you a job cuz u a BITCH. i did however offer y8s the opportunity to apply. how does thast myake you feel pushy?
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Originally Posted by shuiend
(Post 894319)
What is funny is that lube came from Rick.
In other words, Rick purchased all that lube from a store before sending it to you. Funny video though Pusha, made me chuckle. |
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Why are you beating the box? No reado de inglish?
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I lol'd.
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