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Old 06-22-2012, 03:01 PM   #1
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Firm grip, no limp wrist, seductive voice. Hey bby; asl?
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nice knife bro.


enjoy the lube.
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DAT CAT. I had to excuse myself
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damn pusho, you got that watch on tight enough?
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damn pusho, you got that watch on tight enough?
that's proper fit
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also, the side are preforated so you can just rip them off...
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Kind of like your panties
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velcro, but yeah.
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that's proper fit
i suppose. i mean it prolly helps to have watchband shaped dents permanently molded into your arm so that next time you don the watch, you know where to put it.

i'm not saying wear it like a poser from the suburban hood so that you dont need to unclasp it to remove it, but my god man. free that shit up a little. it's a bracelet with a timepiece on it, not a bondage device.
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Old 06-22-2012, 04:34 PM   #11
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I wonder what Scott put in my box. Pun not intended.
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I wonder what Scott put in my box. Pun not intended.

you got a few extras.
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just noticed and realized

your right hand is blue.

is that cuz you had your watch on it but then it cut off all circulation and turned blue?
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Old 06-22-2012, 05:01 PM   #14
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just noticed and realized

your right hand is blue.

is that cuz you had your watch on it but then it cut off all circulation and turned blue?
the glove was to keep fuel from getting on my hands as I had originally planned on opening it with a chainsaw... but the plastic tank had cracked and leaked fuel all over me.
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i suppose. i mean it prolly helps to have watchband shaped dents permanently molded into your arm so that next time you don the watch, you know where to put it.

i'm not saying wear it like a poser from the suburban hood so that you dont need to unclasp it to remove it, but my god man. free that shit up a little. it's a bracelet with a timepiece on it, not a bondage device.
well, both of my Rolex Datejusts have jubilee bracelets, which are beautiful but will stretch with wear. it's advised, by Rolex, to keep them at a tight, but comfortable 'setting', because wearing it too loose will cause premature wear (doesn't make sense but I'm not a watchmaker).

y8s, one thing you fail to realize is that I'm not a small dude. my large frame makes these watches look small but I'm not about to wear some massive philistinian watch

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IDK man.... big hands or is it the ladies rolex?
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well, both of my Rolex Datejusts have jubilee bracelets, which are beautiful but will stretch with wear. it's advised, by Rolex, to keep them at a tight, but comfortable 'setting', because wearing it too loose will cause premature wear (doesn't make sense but I'm not a watchmaker).

y8s, one thing you fail to realize is that I'm not a small dude. my large frame makes these watches look small but I'm not about to wear some massive philistinian watch

i'm not saying your watch diameter looks small against your wrist

i'm saying you need to add a goddam link.
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those are all of the links you ahole

now leave me alone or Uncle Scott is going to come over with his stick
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why do you grunt like a bitch?
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