So, this is my driveway. This is NOT MY CAR. Thanks, soccer mom!

"Oh, I'm sorry, the leaves ... I didn't see the driveway I'm so sorry."

Seriously?

The thing is, there were actually police available right there on our street; they had pulled someone over for speeding/stopsign/whatever. So we could have had them give SocMom a ticket. But for some reason we had mercy. Hopefully that puts us +1 on the cosmic karma count instead of -1 on the "should've fuckedem when we had the chance" count.

The elementary school my kids go to is 3 houses down the street from us. In 6 years of living here this is the first time this is happened. Hopefully it's the last.

 

why wouldn't you just post this in the other thread? I want to park my truck on your face now

 

Balla parking job bro!

 

So you were able to find the owner and ask her to move the vehicle, at which point she apologized and moved her car?



I wish this was the worst thing that happened to me on any given day, thus making it worth taking pictures and posting on the internet about.

 

No, Ms Mobius left a note on their windshield. We never met the driver.

This is far from the worst thing that happened to me yesterday. My 6yo had diarrhea, and had to take a shower. Twice. Not going to share pictures of that with you.

 

you showered in your child's diarrhea?

 

^ That's hawt.

 

you took pictures? lol, odd.

 

fail