Totaled my wife's company car today :)
 

She has this Toyota Camry that is the biggest piece of shit. I hate this car. The car got totaled in a 35mph crash, I mean the frame is bent. See ya sucka...

Anybody ever told you that you look like a younger looking Kevin Smith? :giggle:

Is she going to get in trouble for you driving her company car and crashing it?

Glad your ok, coming from a fellow Camry hater.

I was going to say the host from the crappy US version of top gear.:giggle:

LOL, I like that better. I see it. Maybe a hybrid, love child.

He looks like the man of my dreams. Were you barefoot?
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Liar. You hit nos and lost control drifting through a corner.

Win. So how did you crash? My mom got rid of her forrester for one of those, and I was like why in the f did you downgrade. Those things are such shitty failboats. Glad to see another one off the road. Oh... and glad you are ok.

Nope I'm listed as a driver, not my fault, was wearing sandals, and it has the worst shocks known to man.

Not the way I imaged you Jacob (absolutely no homo)... just saying. Glad you're ok.

You didn't invasion me with a badass beard?

Like a boss!

what's the real story? ;)

Fuck yea Jake

I have a feeling this won't end well work-wise for her.

Had a very smart colleague lose a job because he ran to the hospital where his wife was in company truck and had an accident. Wasn't supposed to be there, unapproved trip.

My wife has a company car, I'm allowed to drive it, we are allowed to use it for personal trips, and they pay for 100% of the fuel. If the personal use miles are over a certain % then we have to pay income tax on it as a personal benefit, but she drives enough miles for work that it's not an issue.

Her employer keeps some kind of a points system for vehicle accidents and if you accumulate too many, they don't fire you, but you lose the company car and then have to use your own vehicle if you want to keep your job. That's fine and all, but they also assess points for accidents that aren't your fault, like when her car got rear-ended at a stop light. I guess the points expire on a rolling basis so it's no big deal, but still bullshit in concept.

LOL at pic

You're the best person Ever. <3

Awesome. My mom has a Camry. I want to kill it with fire. :vash:

Just in case you missed it earlier in the thread. Camry's need to be lit on fire or crashed hard.

You don't have to wear shoes if your wearing a harness. It's in the Geneva Convention.

Is not about the beard. BTW My first first car was a 94 manual Camry. It got stolen along with my cd of Jack Johnson :cry: