http://www.miata.net/cgi-bin/isc/cla...AdNumber=75042

i lol'd

 

haha a fart over the phone? does that mean he farts for you or you fart for him?

 

Thats some homo-erotic man love right there. We should have a miata turbo phone blitz on his number. We could all call him and fart, then hang up.

 

We should get hustler to do it!

 

turbomiata fartphone attack!

 

though i am worried hustler can't fart anymore, it's more of just a whoosh noise

 

ZING!

 

sent a reply from my bogus yahoo account

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Ad Headline: WTT Used connecting rods
Posted To: Miata.net Classifieds

I dont have any connecting rods to support your cause, but I would really like that fart over the phone. can you help me out?

Garry
spammegood@yahoo.com

 

more mnet goodness
i posted a for sale add, and this is what get instead of a buyer.

PLEASE READ MY WANTED ADD- I AM LOOKING FOR A FINISH PANEL. DO YOU HAPPEN TO
HAVE ONE?

deven
deven.nekole@fnis.com


here is my reply...

Hello
Sorry for the delayed response, but I'm in Cardiff, Wales (United Kingdom) right now and I have been very busy. Anyway, thank you for your interest in buying the finish panel. The panel is located in the United States right now and it has US papers.
?Why is the price so low??
I used to work for a US corporation, but this corporation moved in Mexico with the production process so I had to find work in another place. I realized that there is no point in taking the car with me, as it is made for USA, according to USA standards, and I would have a hard time trying to register it. The title is clean and you will have absolutely no problems to register the panel in the States.
I will tell you a few words about the panel :
It is in immaculate condition with 61 k miles, rust free , no scratches and hasn't been involved in any accident. The motor runs very well. The interior looks great. This beauty needs nothing. The title is clear, it is not a salvage one.
I want this transaction to go smoothly enough as I am caught in the middle of some very important events (I have to start all over again with my life) and I have little time at my disposal. I already have tons of emails so I hope you understand that I need to sort them out.
A great car ready to be yours, but only if you shall understand and you won't make me loose time as it has already happened to me.
The price is 500 USD $ THIS IS MY LAST PRICE. I will not negociate the price. I will take in consideration only those buyers who are really interested in buying it, to be sure that I don't waste my time with endless discussions. This way, I shall be assured of the serious intentions. So if you are interested please email me back and I will tell you what are the next steps in closing the sale.

Regards


-if you dont get this, read
https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/showthread.php?t=22412

 

bwahahaha
he just responded, he thinks $500 is too much hahaha he wants to make sure we are talking about the same thing hahaha...i feel bad now.
I am a bad man, I'll stop now.

 

I'm going up to Philly in August. I'd keep tight wraps on your GF then, because the instant she sees my astounding physique, she's going to bail on you and your shitty life, and come over to the land of milk and honey...oh, and that **** will drink my sweet nectar straight from the bottle too. Maybe then you'll finally get a girl to swallow for the first time in your life when she needs to reflect on Hustler, the only guy who can get her off. You can thank me later.

 

I could send him a picture of "my rod" and see if its "something he can work with." lol

 

we should meet up, i'll buy you a beer for all the laughs, but i won't bring my girl because then she will really think that all guys that own miatas are gay.

 

wait until she sees the bulge in my pants.

 

the large stinky bulge in the back of your pants?

 

yeah, scat really isn't my thing. Maybe you can keep her.