Chat with a stranger
#1
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Chat with a stranger
Im sure you guys have seen this before but it can be amusing:
Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi ?
You: Im bored
Stranger: your ***?
You: working as a male stripper in a childrens petting zoo has gotten tiresome
You: I need some excitement in my life
You: perhaps I will be a male stripper an an adult zoo
Stranger: male or female ?
You: working as a "male" stripper in a childrens petting zoo has gotten tiresome
Stranger: I am man, I want sex
Stranger: **** you then
Stranger: I want your sister that bitch
You: My sister has a *****
You: im not sure you would want herim
Stranger: ah ou
You: it works as a coroner in a childs petting zoo
Stranger: me suga
You: not the one im currently working at
You: but another
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: xau
Stranger: vasco porraaaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi ?
You: Im bored
Stranger: your ***?
You: working as a male stripper in a childrens petting zoo has gotten tiresome
You: I need some excitement in my life
You: perhaps I will be a male stripper an an adult zoo
Stranger: male or female ?
You: working as a "male" stripper in a childrens petting zoo has gotten tiresome
Stranger: I am man, I want sex
Stranger: **** you then
Stranger: I want your sister that bitch
You: My sister has a *****
You: im not sure you would want herim
Stranger: ah ou
You: it works as a coroner in a childs petting zoo
Stranger: me suga
You: not the one im currently working at
You: but another
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: xau
Stranger: vasco porraaaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#2
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Location: Pembroke Pines
Posts: 4,064
Total Cats: 10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: WElcome
Stranger: where you from?
You: Got some good things on sale today
You: Stranger
Stranger: tell me about them
You: What are ya buyin
You: What are ya sellin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: WElcome
Stranger: where you from?
You: Got some good things on sale today
You: Stranger
Stranger: tell me about them
You: What are ya buyin
You: What are ya sellin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#4
Hustler, post some of your e-thugging ****.
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#5
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spare me the morality and judgment, ive started to go to counsellings with my issues.
my younger sister and i have never been close and i've never looked at her other than a sister until a few months ago.
i joined the navy 7 or so years ago in that time i had been married/divorced and had some meaningful and shallow relationships.
2 years ago my now 19 year old sister decides to join the marines, somehow she gets to be stationed where im at, to save money we started to stay a the same apartment.this is when i started getting feelings for her. one night when she came home from drinking i had to help her to the couch and as i was doing so i noticed how much of a beautiful woman she has become.
the next night we were talking about why i should drink and why she shouldnt smoke but then it got put out that she noticed me taking a long peek at her chest and legs that night. one thing led to another and we agreed that we would both be adults about what we were about to do. the first seconds were awkward but the rest of the night was bliss.
weve been continuing this kind of relationship for a while and weve agreed to make it like a casual thing but i fear i actually am in love with my sister.
im currently dating other people as she does as well but as i have said its her that i have feelings for.
my younger sister and i have never been close and i've never looked at her other than a sister until a few months ago.
i joined the navy 7 or so years ago in that time i had been married/divorced and had some meaningful and shallow relationships.
2 years ago my now 19 year old sister decides to join the marines, somehow she gets to be stationed where im at, to save money we started to stay a the same apartment.this is when i started getting feelings for her. one night when she came home from drinking i had to help her to the couch and as i was doing so i noticed how much of a beautiful woman she has become.
the next night we were talking about why i should drink and why she shouldnt smoke but then it got put out that she noticed me taking a long peek at her chest and legs that night. one thing led to another and we agreed that we would both be adults about what we were about to do. the first seconds were awkward but the rest of the night was bliss.
weve been continuing this kind of relationship for a while and weve agreed to make it like a casual thing but i fear i actually am in love with my sister.
im currently dating other people as she does as well but as i have said its her that i have feelings for.
#6
Tour de Franzia
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i love this one:
Bitch, you better watch who you're talking to. Our tires are on millions of cars and trucks all around North America. All I have to do is hack into their codez and upload my assassin virus, and then you're done. There'll be so many tire tracks on your lifeless body that they'll need to bring in a roadkill tire tread linguist to examine all marks the Michelins, Goodyears, and Bridgestones left on you. You'll be part of the sidewalk. In fact, you'll be so ground into that sidewalk that it'll get greasy spot on hot days when the sun heats up the fatty deposits that have been ingrained in the roadway. Is this what you want? You better watch your mouth. You better let the air out of those spare tires you have sitting in your garage, cause one day, you'll walk in to get something from your car and WHAM, you got 4 michelin ****** beating yo punk *** down.
Bitch, you better watch who you're talking to. Our tires are on millions of cars and trucks all around North America. All I have to do is hack into their codez and upload my assassin virus, and then you're done. There'll be so many tire tracks on your lifeless body that they'll need to bring in a roadkill tire tread linguist to examine all marks the Michelins, Goodyears, and Bridgestones left on you. You'll be part of the sidewalk. In fact, you'll be so ground into that sidewalk that it'll get greasy spot on hot days when the sun heats up the fatty deposits that have been ingrained in the roadway. Is this what you want? You better watch your mouth. You better let the air out of those spare tires you have sitting in your garage, cause one day, you'll walk in to get something from your car and WHAM, you got 4 michelin ****** beating yo punk *** down.
#11
Stranger: Hi!
You: I'm saying hi!
You: mommy says I'm not supposed to talk to strangers
Stranger: How was your day?
You: I lost a toy car in my ***
You: it hurts
You: yours?
Stranger: Better than yours.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This stranger has no sense of humor! Wonder how long it'll be until 4chan finds this. They already ruined anicechat.net (same kind of site).
You: I'm saying hi!
You: mommy says I'm not supposed to talk to strangers
Stranger: How was your day?
You: I lost a toy car in my ***
You: it hurts
You: yours?
Stranger: Better than yours.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This stranger has no sense of humor! Wonder how long it'll be until 4chan finds this. They already ruined anicechat.net (same kind of site).
#13
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Stranger: hola
You: hi I have a question
Stranger: k go
You: what do you tell a girl with two black eyes
Stranger: nothin, she's already been told twice!!!
You: damn dude your awesome
You: have a nice life
Guy got it pretty quick lol.
You: hi I have a question
Stranger: k go
You: what do you tell a girl with two black eyes
Stranger: nothin, she's already been told twice!!!
You: damn dude your awesome
You: have a nice life
Guy got it pretty quick lol.
#14
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 66/F TX
You: u
Stranger: grosssss...your ***** probably sags worse than you ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lolz
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 66/F TX
You: u
Stranger: grosssss...your ***** probably sags worse than you ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lolz