UU-TEE-EFF?? SRSLY?? (English: WTF? Seriously??)
I've got it! Now I see how to make myself millions and millions of dollars!!
Right now I'm sitting in some really crappy hotel in Hays Kansas bored out of my freaking mind. The only thing on TV is late night infomercials, so I'm sure some of you can see where this is going. I'm going to design, manufacture a prototype, market, and sell some really ghetto crappy and relatively worthless "workout" machine. First we have the CardioTwister: http://jugrnot.com/cardio-wtf.jpg That looks fucking worthless. Next we have the AbCoaster: http://jugrnot.com/abcoaster-wtf.jpg That looks equally worthless.. http://www.asontv.com/fitness/images...ii_250x250.jpg Ab Rocker-II http://www.fitnessquest.com/images//...abxlfem500.jpg Ab Lounge Pro! Heres what I need: I need ideas. Something worthless that'll get the fat fuck slobs of this country to believe "Hey, That thing can make me look like a bean pole in six weeks or less!!"
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So you're bored elesjuan! :giggle:
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Sleep....you need it.
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Your excluding the AB Shocker.. that thing that sent electrical impulses to your muscles, which A> did not work, and B> caused serious burns on some people lol.
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dude if you can get it to cure cancer as you burn fat and tighten your glutes youll make millions!
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You probably could find a few scientist that would claim such a thing, being overweight puts you at a higher risk of cancer, right? Now you lose weight with "Fat Attack 32" and you are less likely to get cancer.
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I'm gonna stick with my invention:
http://www.receptjes.be/pics/bieren/wittekerke.jpg I call it the "Ab Flabener" |
At least this one's fun to watch.
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Originally Posted by SamS
(Post 256746)
At least this one's fun to watch.
I would concentrate on that area of the body. The abs, legs, biceps, shoulders, ass, back, etc have all been done way too many times to be able to market something better than the other 10 million things out there. Vash- |
yup.... a whole lot of fun to watch.
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Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 256646)
I'm gonna stick with my invention:
http://www.receptjes.be/pics/bieren/wittekerke.jpg I call it the "Ab Flabener" |
Originally Posted by SamS
(Post 256746)
At least this one's fun to watch.
i can just have my gf use me instead of that piece of equipment. |
Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 256807)
:jerkit:
i can just have my gf use me instead of that piece of equipment. |
I'll work her boobs up and to the center :D
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