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Old Apr 16, 2009 | 04:41 PM
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Old Apr 16, 2009 | 04:52 PM
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Old Apr 16, 2009 | 04:53 PM
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"because I said so."
Old Apr 16, 2009 | 04:53 PM
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dude, how in the hell do you come across this ****?

Do you search for "loser business card guy"?

What a tool that guy is.
Old Apr 16, 2009 | 05:01 PM
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dude, how in the hell do you come across this ****?

Do you search for "loser business card guy"?

What a tool that guy is.

Oh yeah, let's see your business card...idiot.
(I work for the government, its my job to find awesome things like this)

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Old Apr 16, 2009 | 07:44 PM
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I swear I met this guy in houston at the airport hitting on one of the bartenders at chili's.
Old Apr 16, 2009 | 09:11 PM
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I would never hire a guy who takes 25 years to design a business card. epic slow fail.
Old Apr 16, 2009 | 10:06 PM
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His type of guy used to wear big gold chains and medallions over their chest fur.


He could barely draw a crowd if he got hit by a bus.
Old Apr 17, 2009 | 12:51 AM
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I like this guy, he has the intensity I need in MY business.
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Old Apr 17, 2009 | 12:59 AM
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Well, his business is getting noticed, and we're discussing him. I guess he wins.
Old Apr 17, 2009 | 01:01 AM
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So...Hustler makes business cards now?
Old Apr 17, 2009 | 01:59 AM
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Oh lame I thought the music was coming from the card. My dreams were crushed when I realized it was just background music.
Old Apr 17, 2009 | 06:51 AM
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I **** at 7 AM, guaranteed, at least usually
Old Apr 17, 2009 | 07:26 AM
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This guy is a douche, but he is right. You're supposed to make your car rememberable. Those cheap plain paper ones are crap. And while he is a douche, you would sit at your desk playing with his card after he leaves. You might play with this one longer though.

Old Apr 17, 2009 | 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by kotomile
Well, his business is getting noticed, and we're discussing him. I guess he wins.
without re-watching the video, do you know what he does or what his name is?
Old Apr 17, 2009 | 11:57 AM
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He's some kind of dude, and he has a pimp-tight business card.
Old Apr 17, 2009 | 01:10 PM
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I caught it, that **** works...

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Old Apr 17, 2009 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
(I work for the government, its my job to find awesome things like this)
At least I know my tax dollars are going to something useful.

I would try to put it in the Rolodex so that I can store it somewhere, wait it doesn't fit. Next, I would have to leave it on the desk, move it around a few times because it is in my way, and finally toss his embossed card into the trash can because I am tired of moving it out of my way.

I don't have need for business cards. My name is among my peers by word of mouth.
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Old Apr 17, 2009 | 01:53 PM
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