I keep having people ask me what kind of turbo I have. I don't know what the cool answer would be. My first instinct in Garrett, but I don't think that is what they are looking for. I'm sure if I said "small ball bearing" they would be confused. Please help.

 

Just say Garrett GT2554R. IDK what the cool answer would be, but that answers the question. If they ask any further, seems you already know it's ball bearing and water cooled. There's not much more to tell them unless you get into compressor maps, efficiency range, etc.

 

The more detailed you come across the less of a newb you seem.

 

shoulda bought the disco-potato, bro. Seriously, I'm the ****.

 

You call it the ***** turbo. Thats what it is after all.

 

funk pepper?

bodacious tuber?

 

I may go with "***** Turbo" I like the taste/sound of it!

 

Minuet Radish, Shuffle Carrot or Polka Yam?

 

i call mine a gt2560r....cause thats what it is...

 

baby turbo...

 

i vote "polka yam". Obviously its from Louisiana if its a yam.

 

The Pen Is Mightier.

 

A 2554 falls squarely in the vagina turbo category.

C

 

changing my sig.....

 

I love it.

C

 

Most people have asked me if mine was a T3 or T4. They're usually idiots, so I tell them it's a T1000.

 

my turbo is liquid metal.

 

You could entertain them and say its a T2 dumbass; get your **** straight.

 

GT2554R rolls off the tongue like herpes. I usually say "small T25".

 

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