terrible photographs
and she doesnt look like anything special, definitely not my type...

 

I'd still hit that. Hard.

 

 

The OP may have fastcolt's car, but he deffinately does not have the girl...

To add to this crap, there is very little variety on bases... people will reconize your car even if its a 98' gold lexus es300 with out of state plates. jebus.


Liek OMG I bought This Sufer fast car, and liek, I getz attentieon and stufz. I scurrr he huur durrr out of ricurrrrrrsss...

 

im not trying to **** people off on purpose, but you guys are dicks. so i bought a car that had the work done oh god im going to burn in hell for such a thing. Id rather have this car then some 16 year old kid thats going to wreck and destroy someones hard work. the point of a forum is to express views and meet new people not chastise them for a simple post. Thank you to the people around CT who at least know of the car and can confirm that it exists. I will see you all at the dyno day so you will put a face to the name, or sooner if we ever get around to that get together. Again im not trying to **** people off so im sorry if you get more butt hurt over this post.

 

Oh you mad

We are what we eat...

 

No one ever says they don't want to mess with me because they know of my car

But the ricers never want to have a go when I sneak up on them :(

 

lol I cant tell you how many times here in reno the ricer drivers wont even look at me when I am clearly staring into their soul...

At first it was the intercooler, then these douches started buying interfoolers, but no matter what you still cant imitate the turbo hiss.

 

I remember FastColt, the car, and the fact that you've been around here a little while. I remember when you introduced yourself. Most of these douches don't bother to visit the Meet and Greet section and check out the pictures and say hello to noobs like they should or they would have heard of you. They stick to the fun threads and ignore being encouraging to the new guys because it is too much like work for them.

And I would have posted the story if it happened to me. I don't know why they are busting your ***** other than they don't recognize your screen name. I'm am here quite often and I am familiar with you.

Don't mind the boys. They're just playin'. Like dogs sniffing butts in a parking lot.

 

Enough foreplay, get a room already

 

Tehe, Tehe

 

lol...

 

this had to be QFT

 

Is she a dwarf or what?

 

I met Fast Colt once before I had my miata. He's a pretty cool down to earth guy. His car was bad *** and his wife is smoking hot; she is most definitely not a dwarf.

 

Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

 

If this is yours, good work

 

Just tell them what you were doing. People do weird things. I bet they'll try it if you tell them about it.

 

Ac slatering is totally norm in the south. No big deal.