No more drought in GA.

 

Yep.

And meteorite insurance.

I couldn't get a zombie apocalypse policy due to my proximity to New Orleans though. Pretty sure that one's going to bite me on the *** one day.

 

How about Mexican Property Value coverage? For when your property value drops by half because it looks like little Mexico up the road from your home. "Work senior!?" No work, get off my truck! I don't have any brick to lay, sorry...

 

That reminds me of one of my favorite cheesy jokes of all time.

What does a fat white chick and a pallet of roofing shingles have in common?









Both will eventually be nailed by a Mexican.

 

Or you could substitute pallet of bricks and layed. I heard that one from a guy on the job site one day when I used to do construction. He wasn't a guy that looked like he would say a joke like that so coming from him it had me rolling around laughing. It hits hard coming from a gay guy that looks like an overweight Buddy Holly.