Originally Posted by Loki047

I dont think annyone thought hustler wrote it. Doesn't make it that less enjoyable.

Originally Posted by jayc72

It seemed familer, I thought people might be interested to know that it was originally a craigslist ad. Nothing sinister.

Originally Posted by hustler

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

Originally Posted by hustler

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Originally Posted by jayc72

Originally Posted by Joe Perez

About a month ago, while sitting in a meeting, I poured a small bag of M&Ms out onto the table and was munching on them. About halfway through, the lady sitting next to me enquired as to why I had sorted them into groups by color. I didn't even realize I'd done it.

Originally Posted by Joe Perez

About a month ago, while sitting in a meeting, I poured a small bag of M&Ms out onto the table and was munching on them. About halfway through, the lady sitting next to me enquired as to why I had sorted them into groups by color. I didn't even realize I'd done it.