My buddy has sleep-pissed 4 times that I know of in the past year. The only time I witnessed it was in the middle of the night after drinking he just gets up off his futon, walks over to the corner and starts pissing. He didn't even pull down his pants, just stood there and pissed then went back to sleep on the futon.

My cousins drunk husband got out of the bed and just pissed the wall. Then the next morrning he wakes up and starts complaining about the smell. And she let him have it!
We still make fun of him. Lol

Same week of drunken fun. Her sister just popped a squat in the club parking lot and lost her driving liscense. Lol

LMAO!


I got really really drunk one night.. so my best friend decided to cart me around in his car between drinks. We ended up going to our local car-guy hangouts....where i was given more beer. The last thing i remember was taking bets that i could ride a mini-bike (pocket-rocket) down the parking lot and back. If i made it back i was owed a hotdog from Quick Trip. God damn if i didn't get my hot dog :) I was told later that i was making $1 bets that i would lick brake dust off my friends wheels........

My 21st was just on monday... I remember going downtown and thats about it. And all week i've been hearing some funny storys:giggle:

I got really really drunk one night.. so my best friend decided to cart me around in his car between drinks. We ended up going to our local car-guy hangouts....where i was given more beer. The last thing i remember was taking bets that i could ride a mini-bike (pocket-rocket) down the parking lot and back. If i made it back i was owed a hotdog from Quick Trip. God damn if i didn't get my hot dog I was told later that i was making $1 bets that i would lick brake dust off my friends wheels........

When hungry a man has to do what a man has to do.

yes, except i stole 6 seasons from brad :)

i wait patiently for BBC-A HD.

heard dat.

i did the exact same thing except i was crashing at a friends house on his floor and i pissed all over his desk and computer........didn't smell though piss was 100% clear

I had an episode like this about a month into the relationship with my girlfriend. We went to Prague for spring break. The first night there we went out and I drank a little too much Absinthe. I woke up shortly after lying down butt naked (still drunk) proceeded to walk over to a chair where I though my pants were. Instead I grabbed the GF's coat and started to pull the arms up over my feet still thinking they were pants. Not being able to pull them up I give up, leave them hanging around my ankles and shuffle into the bathroom, piss, get some on the coat and shuffle back. By this time the girlfriend is awake and laughing at me. I realize what I've done and shamefully slip back into bed while she uses the bathroom. While she's gone I rip the nastiest fart you can imagine (neither one of us had farted in front of each other up till this point). She comes back stiffs the air with a worried look and asks if I puked somewhere. I admit that I farted, laughter ensues, and we've been together ever since.

I know a guy who went home after an office party totally pissed out of his head, he woke up in the middle of the night and puked all over himself in the bed and went back to sleep. Next morning when he woke up he was covered in puke, stuck to his face and hair etc. He said he just looked around and decided to go back to sleep....in the puke !!

i've probably done it all.... once, i was pissing on a bush in winter with snow covering everything, fell into it into my own mess and passed out, woke up hours later with the birds, luckily no frostbite or other bad stuff, i figure i had so much alcohol in my system it was like antifreeze