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Old 01-11-2008, 02:41 PM   #21
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Hotter than Sabine? Naked Pics or BAN.
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:21 PM   #22
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Hell, I'll settle for pics in a full racing suit with an open-face helmet on, strapped into the driver's seat of a Ford transit van (or similar).
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:24 PM   #23
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has anyone ever seen german ****? funny ****, they play them late night back in the motherland on almost every local chanel, funny as hell
SPRITZ MEINE FOTZE haha those of you who know are laughing right now
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:38 PM   #24
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Hell, I'll settle for pics in a full racing suit with an open-face helmet on, strapped into the driver's seat of a Ford transit van (or similar).
Sounds like a fetish. I can respect that, however I like boobies.
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Old 01-11-2008, 06:09 PM   #25
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sabine.. same chic who did did the ring taxi in the m5 right? ick. is that a german emo haircut she's sportin'?

btw: porsche - there is no substitute. friggin OWNED.
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Old 01-11-2008, 06:52 PM   #26
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I *never* sit in the passenger seat, but I'd love to have her give me a ride around the ring. In a van!



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Old 01-11-2008, 08:31 PM   #27
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Hey Joe, do you remember that time when you came over with Shaikh and were a passenger in my car for a lap She was around - I don't remember did I introduce her to you - maybe not. Me & her were co-driving between the groups. You should've taken pics back then
And it was a hot summer day so she was prolly in a short skirt that day (I don't remember).

Next time we meet I'll tell her to talk in German to you she also fluent in Spanish, Russian, etc. languages




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Naah. The naked pics are only for me ....
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Hey Joe, do you remember that time when you came over with Shaikh and were a passenger in my car for a lap
The only things I remember about that lap are the overwhelming sound of your supercharger, and fear.
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her accent is totally hot. Insofar as it reminds me of the exchange student who lived across the street for a year when I was a kid.

Then I ended up with every german exchange student after her, but it was never the same. Damnit.

Anyway - I would only let her drive far superior cars so I would know why I lost. :-)
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i like my bitches in the kitchen where women should be.


edit: and Jes approves that msg.
like my bitches like i like my coffee..
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like my bitches like i like my coffee..
Sweet and creamy?
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like my bitches like i like my coffee..
ground up and in the freezer?
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In a bag, with just enough air to "breath".


Anyway, there's only one answer to what I want to see in a woman: My &%&$
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covered in feces and semen?
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It sounds good to have a woman that wants to race your car. ITS NOT! My girl is always bugging me to drive my bike or the car. Everytime I try to go out riding or racing with the guys she wants to go too. I like that, but sometimes it sucks.
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It sounds good to have a woman that wants to race your car. ITS NOT! My girl is always bugging me to drive my bike or the car. Everytime I try to go out riding or racing with the guys she wants to go too. I like that, but sometimes it sucks.
At least you can pee standing up.
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i have to agree with paul though, for anything more than sex i do tend to like the kitchen type much better
My wife just finished writing her first cookbook (that is why I have gained more than 50 pounds since we got married)...
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My wife just finished writing her first cookbook (that is why I have gained more than 50 pounds since we got married)...
her next one should be a lose weight with awesome food book
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her next one should be a lose weight with awesome food book
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