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leatherface24 04-23-2012 09:51 AM

Im do a lot of things actually. My actual job is an assistant manager at a luxury condo. I see so many things that are just too good not to film.

ThatGuy85 04-23-2012 11:56 AM

You could have warned us about the NSFW elevator clips..

leatherface24 04-23-2012 12:06 PM

I guess but there is no nudity involved lol

leatherface24 04-24-2012 04:58 PM

Anyone have an Idea they want us to do to the delivery people? This goes without saying that I wont do anything illegal on film to them. Borderline stuff maybe. If its something we can do and its funny, we'll do it.

WonTon 04-24-2012 05:55 PM

answer the door with nothing but a jock strap and cup with crazy ---- sharpied all over you. And put cloths line clips on your nips, the dialog is up to you.

turotufas 04-24-2012 06:40 PM

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triple88a 04-24-2012 06:50 PM

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Faeflora 04-24-2012 08:03 PM

Pay the driver in nickles and pennies. Drop them all over the floor as you give them to him.

Try to buy sexual favors from them.

leatherface24 04-24-2012 08:55 PM


Originally Posted by WonTon (Post 869491)
answer the door with nothing but a jock strap and cup with crazy ---- sharpied all over you. And put cloths line clips on your nips, the dialog is up to you.

My bare ass is not a sight to behold. I will do this but slightly modified. It will be good.


Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 869535)
Pay the driver in nickles and pennies. Drop them all over the floor as you give them to him.

Try to buy sexual favors from them.

The nickles and pennies yes, the sexual favors....i may strongly insinuate something :)

Braineack 04-25-2012 10:43 AM

take pizza, close door.

leatherface24 04-25-2012 10:45 AM

I actually did that without paying and we closed the door and waited to see how long it would take for the guy to knock. He waited 3 minutes before knocking. I wanna do it again but film it this time.

I also want to do one where we open the door, take the pizza, not say a word and stare at the guy. Then quietly pick up a slice and feed it to him, then close the door without paying.

Braineack 04-25-2012 10:49 AM

if you do it again, when you reopen the door to finally pay, do it naked.

leatherface24 04-25-2012 10:50 AM

That would be decent exposure. I dont want to get arrested for that :)

Braineack 04-25-2012 10:50 AM

then put a thong on. a banana hammock.

leatherface24 04-25-2012 12:15 PM

that will happen actually as its been discussed already :)

Im going to let them take their tip out of my thong.

Pen2_the_penguin 04-26-2012 12:53 AM

Have I told you lately that I love you, Jared?

triple88a 04-26-2012 03:46 AM


Originally Posted by leatherface24 (Post 869815)
that will happen actually as its been discussed already :)

Im going to let them take their tip out of my thong.

Do it to the mail man. Say "you got a package for me sweetheart?"

leatherface24 04-26-2012 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 870168)
Have I told you lately that I love you, Jared?

*snuggles*


Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 870201)
Do it to the mail man. Say "you got a package for me sweetheart?"

I know the mail lady. It wouldnt work as I had terrorized her when she first started on my route lol

turotufas 04-26-2012 10:23 AM

Piss your pants. Run away crying without paying. Change your pants. Come back and pay like nothing had happened. Tip with moist bills. Multiple cameras!

leatherface24 04-26-2012 03:02 PM

I like this


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