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Faeflora 05-02-2012 12:47 AM

What would you do if you had a bottle of piss thrown at you?
 
Serious question.

Say you are at a marilyn manson concert with you boyfriend.

All of a sudden, BAM random bottle of urine sails through the air and hits you and BF, emptying its contents all over you.

What do you do. Choos your destiny

hustler 05-02-2012 12:57 AM

Drink in the sin.

hustler 05-02-2012 01:01 AM

Lap up the golden nectar.

Joe Perez 05-02-2012 01:14 AM

Rush the sniper. Preferably with pyros.

blaen99 05-02-2012 01:15 AM

Catch it and throw it back. Or Joe's option is even better.

P.S. I haven't seen you on TF2 at all lately Joe, why you snub your MT.net bros on TF2? :(

18psi 05-02-2012 01:17 AM

I'd throw back a bottle of ----

Joe Perez 05-02-2012 01:19 AM


Originally Posted by blaen99 (Post 872636)
P.S. I haven't seen you on TF2 at all lately Joe, why you snub your MT.net bros on TF2? :(

I've been on the road a lot- in Phoenix all this week. TF2 on hotel wifi / tethered android doesn't work real well.

blaen99 05-02-2012 01:21 AM

Ahhh, you should let us know when you are more available then. We're starting to get more people to play more regularly now!

turotufas 05-02-2012 01:30 AM

Dafuq...

Vashthestampede 05-02-2012 08:14 AM

I'd start hammer ------- everyone in my vicinity. Even your bf.

Although, I doubt I'd ever find myself at a marylin manson concert. lol

*Only on a miata forum would the word "f1sting" get censored.

hustler 05-02-2012 08:16 AM

Where is the option for "spontaneous ejaculation"?

thirdgen 05-02-2012 08:49 AM

The option "take sawzall to car and miss my own dyno day" was not on the poll list.
Why?

Braineack 05-02-2012 09:43 AM

How about a buddy who got spit on by Marylin Manson, and he didnt wash it and wore teh same jeans the next day to show off?

2ndGearRubber 05-02-2012 10:25 AM

Return the bottle to Michigan for the 5 cent refund.

Faeflora 05-02-2012 03:25 PM

I was seriously grossed out so i decided to share and went into the pit. Now i have a lovu story to tell for life

Braineack 05-02-2012 03:26 PM

marylin manson kinda looks like my dad.

y8s 05-02-2012 04:14 PM

honestly serves anyone right for going to see marylin manson in the first place.

y8s 05-02-2012 04:21 PM

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elesjuan 05-02-2012 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 872709)
The option "take sawzall to car and miss my own dyno day" was not on the poll list.
Why?

:rofl:


double :rofl: :rofl: at the tags: "joe perez, lawncare, megasquirt, suppositories, wire tuck"

Braineack 05-02-2012 04:22 PM

you're very critical for someone who :insert whatever:


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