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View Poll Results: What would you do after you are hit with and covered with a bottle of urine?
Lick yourself clean 2 6.45%
Apply compound lidocaine ointment 2 6.45%
Kill chipmunks 7 22.58%
Buy tickets for Annie on Broadway 3 9.68%
Fertilize your lawn with the fresh, free range urea 2 6.45%
Redo all the wiring in your miata. Twice. 6 19.35%
Inform my teammates of the sniper's location 17 54.84%
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:47 AM   #1
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Default What would you do if you had a bottle of **** thrown at you?

Serious question.

Say you are at a marilyn manson concert with you boyfriend.

All of a sudden, BAM random bottle of urine sails through the air and hits you and BF, emptying its contents all over you.

What do you do. Choos your destiny

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Old 05-02-2012, 01:57 AM   #2
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Drink in the sin.
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Lap up the golden nectar.
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Rush the sniper. Preferably with pyros.
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Catch it and throw it back. Or Joe's option is even better.

P.S. I haven't seen you on TF2 at all lately Joe, why you snub your MT.net bros on TF2? :(
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I'd throw back a bottle of ----
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P.S. I haven't seen you on TF2 at all lately Joe, why you snub your MT.net bros on TF2? :(
I've been on the road a lot- in Phoenix all this week. TF2 on hotel wifi / tethered android doesn't work real well.
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Ahhh, you should let us know when you are more available then. We're starting to get more people to play more regularly now!
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Dafuq...
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I'd start hammer ------- everyone in my vicinity. Even your bf.

Although, I doubt I'd ever find myself at a marylin manson concert. lol

*Only on a miata forum would the word "f1sting" get censored.
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Where is the option for "spontaneous ejaculation"?
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The option "take sawzall to car and miss my own dyno day" was not on the poll list.
Why?
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How about a buddy who got spit on by Marylin Manson, and he didnt wash it and wore teh same jeans the next day to show off?
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Return the bottle to Michigan for the 5 cent refund.
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I was seriously grossed out so i decided to share and went into the pit. Now i have a lovu story to tell for life
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marylin manson kinda looks like my dad.
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honestly serves anyone right for going to see marylin manson in the first place.
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The option "take sawzall to car and miss my own dyno day" was not on the poll list.
Why?



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you're very critical for someone who :insert whatever:
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