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What would you do in this situation (cat issue) - HELP!
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This happens all the time and I just dont know what to do. I just sit there until she leaves. OMG, she is actually coming back right now... typing turbo fast.
What do you guys do and why is it when I am on MT she (shadow) just parks right there??? Cat Experts :giggle: https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...2&d=1302714271 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...3&d=1302714271 |
I think you should learn to obey your master.
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Lift arm swiftly, thereby displacing feline from desk.
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Originally Posted by trickyrix
(Post 713844)
Lift arm swiftly, thereby displacing feline from desk.
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Learn to type and mouse with only the left hand.
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just pet her. or use the more fancy camera pictured to take pictures of her.
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This has all been covered in the documentation:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kitty_pet http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_vs_internet |
Originally Posted by revlimiter
(Post 713853)
Learn to type and mouse with only the left hand.
All of you guys should have had that skill mastered in middle school. |
Get a dog:D
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Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 713862)
Get a dog:D
:ugh2: Or dog to eat cat? |
The kitty decides when it is time to pet the kitty, and it is clearly time to pet the kitty.
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It rubs it's hand on my back or it gets the claws again.
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lol @ stupid humans, kitty mow mow controls the world.
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Unless you're willing to give the cat some negative reinforcement, the harassment will continue.
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Hah....my dog won't let me use the laptop. He's always insisting on playing ball. I can usually get him to focus on my feet, freeing up my hands. Obviously cats aren't usually as simple to distract as a dog. Good luck.
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I'm not sure how to help you.
Can you help me? |
haha, best video!
jealous, i know that feels good. lol |
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Very simple.
Flip kitty upside down. While obnoxiously blurting, "That is a mean ole kitty. Sure is. A MEAN OLLLLEE KITTYYYYYY." Briskly tickle the kitty's belly. Return to the task at hand. |
I need to get vid of me making one of my cats yodeling....it's quite teh funny.
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She just loves your sexy arm so much she has to rub her klittytoris on it.
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Originally Posted by lordrigamus
(Post 714096)
She just loves your sexy arm so much she has to rub her klittytoris on it.
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My cat likes to lay in the exact same spot. It means:
Give me catnip Give me treats Give me wet food Give me attention If I ignore him too long he starts meowing until I give in. |
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uggg, situation became critical. took advice of Brain, grabbed good camera, seemed to have no affect or change on creature.
In the final picture I can be seen asking WTF? "Hi MT!" https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...0&d=1302919085 "Seriouz, you take pictures of me" https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1302919085 "WTF" i say https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...2&d=1302919085 |
I was going to say knock her silly ass of the table but how can you do that when she's sooooooo cuuuuute. Awwwwwe!
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Im starting to think this is
BLACK ON WHITE CRIME! she be holding me down It seems Shadow has called in Gizmo to assist in bugging the piss out of me. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...4&d=1302923025 |
Ahahahaha! ROFLMMFAO!
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My wife loves your cats, she says send them over. ;)
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Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 714008)
I'm not sure how to help you.
Can you help me? |
camera worked: better kitty pics.
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my solution would be do laundry. cats cant resist piles of clean warm clothes.
exhibit 1: http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2...05_resized.jpg warm, clean, folded blanket. exhibit 2: http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2...02_resized.jpg warm, clean, sheets/blankets. |
BRB> let me try.
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Originally Posted by Rick
(Post 714879)
Im starting to think this is
BLACK ON WHITE CRIME! she be holding me down It seems Shadow has called in Gizmo to assist in bugging the piss out of me. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...4&d=1302923025 |
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So I tried, not sure if I did it right. Totally satisfied however perching him ontop of the door.
Using sons laundry https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...6&d=1302986247 hanging on door seems to be a possible solution however he did master art of jumping down. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...7&d=1302986247 monkey hat? by this point he was pissed and shadow arrived for tactical support against me. see his eyes, hes enjoying the attention though door perching are out. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...8&d=1302986247 |
lmao this thread is now about random cat pictures:D
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Ok lets add to the thread
Attachment 189695 |
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I used to have this issue:
Attachment 189691 Solution: make sure kitty has his/her own designated seat. Shown here: Attachment 189692 And here: Attachment 189693 This one just for cuteness: Attachment 189694 |
you people obviously love your cats. i've become indifferent.
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Originally Posted by wayne_curr
(Post 714098)
Give me catnip
Give me treats Give me wet food Give me attention Give me treats Give me shit Or I claw your feets |
You should become a proud supporter. Gets rid of the ads.
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Originally Posted by TurboTim
(Post 715170)
You should become a proud supporter. Gets rid of the ads.
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