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Old 04-13-2011, 01:05 PM
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This happens all the time and I just dont know what to do. I just sit there until she leaves. OMG, she is actually coming back right now... typing turbo fast.

What do you guys do and why is it when I am on MT she (shadow) just parks right there???

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Old 04-13-2011, 01:07 PM
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I think you should learn to obey your master.
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Lift arm swiftly, thereby displacing feline from desk.
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Originally Posted by trickyrix
Lift arm swiftly, thereby displacing feline from desk.
dont want to burn any bridges, shes friends with the other one in the house.
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Old 04-13-2011, 01:25 PM
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Learn to type and mouse with only the left hand.
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just pet her. or use the more fancy camera pictured to take pictures of her.
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This has all been covered in the documentation:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kitty_pet
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_vs_internet
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Originally Posted by revlimiter
Learn to type and mouse with only the left hand.


All of you guys should have had that skill mastered in middle school.
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Get a dog
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Originally Posted by 18psi
Get a dog
Hope you mean chihuahua and not a Labrador or something. I cant imagine a lab laying on my arm on the desk.





Or dog to eat cat?
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The kitty decides when it is time to pet the kitty, and it is clearly time to pet the kitty.
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It rubs it's hand on my back or it gets the claws again.
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lol @ stupid humans, kitty mow mow controls the world.
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Unless you're willing to give the cat some negative reinforcement, the harassment will continue.
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Hah....my dog won't let me use the laptop. He's always insisting on playing ball. I can usually get him to focus on my feet, freeing up my hands. Obviously cats aren't usually as simple to distract as a dog. Good luck.
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I'm not sure how to help you.

Can you help me?

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haha, best video!

jealous, i know that feels good. lol
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Very simple.

Flip kitty upside down.

While obnoxiously blurting, "That is a mean ole kitty. Sure is. A MEAN OLLLLEE KITTYYYYYY." Briskly tickle the kitty's belly.

Return to the task at hand.
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I need to get vid of me making one of my cats yodeling....it's quite teh funny.
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