This happens all the time and I just dont know what to do. I just sit there until she leaves. OMG, she is actually coming back right now... typing turbo fast.

What do you guys do and why is it when I am on MT she (shadow) just parks right there???

Cat Experts

 

I think you should learn to obey your master.

 

Lift arm swiftly, thereby displacing feline from desk.

 

dont want to burn any bridges, shes friends with the other one in the house.

 

Learn to type and mouse with only the left hand.

 

just pet her. or use the more fancy camera pictured to take pictures of her.

 

This has all been covered in the documentation:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kitty_pet
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_vs_internet

 

All of you guys should have had that skill mastered in middle school.

 

Get a dog

 

Hope you mean chihuahua and not a Labrador or something. I cant imagine a lab laying on my arm on the desk.





Or dog to eat cat?

 

The kitty decides when it is time to pet the kitty, and it is clearly time to pet the kitty.

 

It rubs it's hand on my back or it gets the claws again.

 

lol @ stupid humans, kitty mow mow controls the world.

 

Unless you're willing to give the cat some negative reinforcement, the harassment will continue.

 

Hah....my dog won't let me use the laptop. He's always insisting on playing ball. I can usually get him to focus on my feet, freeing up my hands. Obviously cats aren't usually as simple to distract as a dog. Good luck.

 

I'm not sure how to help you.

Can you help me?

 

haha, best video!

jealous, i know that feels good. lol

 

 

Very simple.

Flip kitty upside down.

While obnoxiously blurting, "That is a mean ole kitty. Sure is. A MEAN OLLLLEE KITTYYYYYY." Briskly tickle the kitty's belly.

Return to the task at hand.

 

I need to get vid of me making one of my cats yodeling....it's quite teh funny.