who is dumb enough to park in front of my garage...habitually?
 

This is the 3rd time since I've lived here, and I've already had the car towed twice.

Any have instructions for a molotov?

climb underneath the car... disconnect shift linkage/cut e-brake cable. force it into neutral.... push it into traffic.

problem solved.

fuck that keep towing em. Thats worse than you being responsible for damage to other peoples cars. THeres nothing worse than getting your car towed... repeatedly

While not cheap, pay to have it towed to a private lot. Don't tell anybody where it is. It will be found eventually...

Best one is to make friends with a repo-man. Have them come with their ninja rig and haul that piece of shit screeching or grinding down the street because the e-brake is on or it's in gear/park.

They are doing construction to our roof on our condo. The workers were told to park in the visitor spots and along the yellow painted curb (county was aware of the situation). They kept parking on our spot for a week and we had to have them moved everytime we got home from work. So that friday we said enough was enough and had the damn work truck towed :rofl:

the next monday the "foreman" bitched us out and i laughed in his face.

go steal his oil:gay:

Mix oil and gasoline in a bottle - more gas = more bang, more oil = more burn. Stuff rag down bottle, light, throw, run like hell.

Add Styrofoam for a stickier combo (-=

you need to ge a pack of the "illegally parked" sticker...that take up all his driver window, those are a bitch to get off, as well as gay bumper stickers before you tow it next time.

Just keeping having him towed at $150-200 a pop he should eventually learn his lesson.

buy a cheap old bronco,f150, and smash and tow his car.plus you can use it to tow your car to the track.

part it out

Ilovetreunos style... I like it.

Yeah what is said vehicle mayhaps some good parts can be had from it :D After you strip it then have it towed away ;)

pull his engine and leave it next to his car.

towed it, again.

What would your reaction be if that was done to your car? thated be quite the prank.

Go to o'reillys and buy paint stripper. Spray it all over is car by the time he finds it all the paint will be bubbley and when he touches it, he will get a chemical burn.

brake cleaner will do about the same.

but no chemical burn

do you have a no parking sign or private driveway sign if so that might help.

Fuck that shit, they should have the common courtesy to not put their crap on someone else's property. It's not like they don't know, they're just being dickheads.

Step 1. Get a pot and put a little water in it. Set it on the stove and let it boil. Get a smaller pot and let it float on the boiling water. Now pour gasoline in the top pot. Make sure to vent the kitchen. Get lots of styrofoam( I mean a lot). Break the styrofoam up and stir it up in the gas. Keep adding the styrofoam until you get a really thick goopy white paste.

step 2. Buy a microwave

step 3. Get a 4 inch by 1 inch long PVC pipe with end caps. Fill the pipe with gun powder and strips of tin foil

Step 4. Coat the PVC pipe with the napalm you made.

Step 5. Place the The PVC pipe in the microwave and put the unit in the car you dont like. Run the extension cord to a generator.

Step 6 Set the timer to 45 seconds before start on the microwave and run like hell.

Step 7 Dont come back for awhile

Someone from ATF just asked for your I.P. Done this before?

towed that shiz again. Maybe she'll learn.

keep towing it, dont do anything to the car, even though on your property they can sue you...just keep towing it and try to use a different co. every time...so it should go to a different lot everytime, right?, also try to get a tow truck from another city, that should be fun...

Well im assuming his lot has a deal with a tow company

I live in an apartment, so this doesn't help my case. Morons.

BTW the napalm mess is entirely too involved. Just get some aluminum oxide aka thermite. Easy as hell, just find something on your car that's alluminum (intake manifold/valve cover) and collect the dust. Then collect rust dust...pretty much done.

Oh yeah...and just lay a sparkler across the mixed poweder and light the end of it...the longer the sparkler the smarter.

wow. I don't know that I should read this on a government computer.

Many years ago, a neighbor of mine was a wholesale flooring distributor in San Diego. In the same building was housed a small environmental law firm, which was very PETA-friendly and very self-righteous. The two businesses did not get along well. Vern (my neighbor) tended to hang signs reading "Meat is Tasty" and "Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ!"

In particular, the owner of the law firm, being perpetually "in a hurry" tended to park his VW microbus in places which, while technically legal, were not conducive to the movement of trucks around a warehouse. Having confronted the owner on two occasions, my neighbor Vern was rebuffed by the lawyer who stated that he could park wherever he pleased.

One day the microbus was parked just outside a loading door. This of course would not do, so Vern drove out in the big forklift, picked up the Volkswagen, and placed it on the roof of the building.

When the police arrived, I'm told that they could barely stop laughing long enough to tell Vern to please get the VW down off the roof. Vern complied, placing the VW sideways across two parking spaces, in such a way as that it was blocked in by other cars, and the owner has to wait for everyone else to leave before he could move it. The police officers (having been screamed at and threatened by the lawyer during all of this) apparently felt this was good enough, and left.

awesome

I would have killed vern.

Huslter don't worry about it, if you are on a government computer they are completely aware of thermite and already have in INSIDE any high security databases/computers. If you ever wondered what people have inside of computers that they emergency burn, it's thermite.

Was fun on the days where they had drills where you test how quickly you can get rid of sensative material.

Actually many departments do practice docment shredding drills, where they see how quickly they can shred every document that should never be seen.

im no longer participating in this thread, lol, i still need to get my citizenship and being part of this may slow/stop that process...

thermite's no military secret. it's a standard method for butt-joining railroad tracks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR6K90cR8Lg

basically what happend to the hindinburg over here in jersey a looong time ago....check out myth busters and see what happens lol

that'll burn a hole through the hood, the engine and then the pavement. sounds like fun.

Hustler, are you the second coming of 'Rican?

uhm so it was towed twice... 2 days apart?

another good idea..... little bit of vaseline on the windshield wipers, and then a bit of aluminum dust/small shavings..... will really fuck the windshield up beyond repair

and vaseline under teh door handles.

Man, you guys are ruthless. Just steal her driveshaft and be done with it.

bannana in the tailpipe

this thread has digressed into stupity. The whore parked the car in my spot last weekend. I towed it. I put up a sign on my garage door letting them know that I will tow the car immediately.

the connection is ....

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judge reinhold!

oooh oooh, or dog poop under the door handles!

I love being an ass sometimes

take of the lug nuts and get the camera ready...
or cut brake lines and move your car to another parking lot so she does not hit it on her way out and get camera ready

is "whaammm!x5" a goerge michael thing?
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wake me up before you go go:inout: