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Old Sep 30, 2007 | 11:36 AM
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This is the 3rd time since I've lived here, and I've already had the car towed twice.

Any have instructions for a molotov?
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 12:48 PM
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climb underneath the car... disconnect shift linkage/cut e-brake cable. force it into neutral.... push it into traffic.

problem solved.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 12:50 PM
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**** that keep towing em. Thats worse than you being responsible for damage to other peoples cars. THeres nothing worse than getting your car towed... repeatedly
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
This is the 3rd time since I've lived here, and I've already had the car towed twice.

Any have instructions for a molotov?
While not cheap, pay to have it towed to a private lot. Don't tell anybody where it is. It will be found eventually...
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 01:14 PM
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Best one is to make friends with a repo-man. Have them come with their ninja rig and haul that piece of **** screeching or grinding down the street because the e-brake is on or it's in gear/park.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 01:34 PM
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They are doing construction to our roof on our condo. The workers were told to park in the visitor spots and along the yellow painted curb (county was aware of the situation). They kept parking on our spot for a week and we had to have them moved everytime we got home from work. So that friday we said enough was enough and had the damn work truck towed

the next monday the "foreman" bitched us out and i laughed in his face.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 02:26 PM
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go steal his oil:gay:
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
This is the 3rd time since I've lived here, and I've already had the car towed twice.

Any have instructions for a molotov?
Mix oil and gasoline in a bottle - more gas = more bang, more oil = more burn. Stuff rag down bottle, light, throw, run like hell.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 03:18 PM
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Add Styrofoam for a stickier combo (-=
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 03:37 PM
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you need to ge a pack of the "illegally parked" sticker...that take up all his driver window, those are a bitch to get off, as well as gay bumper stickers before you tow it next time.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 03:37 PM
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Just keeping having him towed at $150-200 a pop he should eventually learn his lesson.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 04:39 PM
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buy a cheap old bronco,f150, and smash and tow his car.plus you can use it to tow your car to the track.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 05:07 PM
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part it out
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by drewbroo
part it out
Ilovetreunos style... I like it.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 09:06 PM
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Yeah what is said vehicle mayhaps some good parts can be had from it After you strip it then have it towed away
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 09:32 PM
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pull his engine and leave it next to his car.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 10:12 PM
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towed it, again.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by johndoe
pull his engine and leave it next to his car.
What would your reaction be if that was done to your car? thated be quite the prank.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 11:53 PM
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Go to o'reillys and buy paint stripper. Spray it all over is car by the time he finds it all the paint will be bubbley and when he touches it, he will get a chemical burn.
Old Sep 30, 2007 | 11:56 PM
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brake cleaner will do about the same.



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