I can now legally perform exorcisms! I can also marry people and other ****. Power of Christ compels you!

 

wow....

 

I thank the dark lord beneath for the music, cool symbology, cigarettes, blacked out turbo cars, and hot ***** in skanky clothes.

 

amen

 

Me as well.

I'm of the thinking that in the off chance hell exists, its prob a big rave. Where you do drugs and have orgies all day long. Why would satan punish those who took part in his most beloved activities?

 

in for hell

 

Universal Life Church?

 

i play diablo... bring the pain :evil:

 

ulc ftw!

 

dude I just joined. Reverend Karkenny!

 

retsam dna drol ruoy si natas!!!

 

I swear, Hustler, there are days when I want to reach clear through the tubez and murder you...

 

I spent quite a lot of time in college learning to speak phonetically backwards so I could record answering machine messages backwards and then reverse the sound so it played normally. or at least sort of normally.

example.

 

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.

 

You're hoping Satan will help you finally get your car turbo'd and running?

 

oh ****, in for goatblood.

 

not even all the greek gods and lucy together could make it happen

 

Satan might be the only option to actually get it done!

Of course Satan would then blow the motor when Hustler hits boost the 1st time severing all his limbs and junk. Strangely he lives and get's his own show on the Discovery channel. People love watching the pissed off guy who's just a torso!

 

couldn't have said it better myself.

 

Been an ordarined minister in ULC since like 1999.

Noobs.