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Who thinks I'll get banned from m.net
If I show up in one of Toms :hustler: "megasquirt sucks and you're gonna LOSE IT ALL!!!" threads with my signature??
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Oh, that's Tom? I always wondered why you had a picture of David Crosby in your sig. lol.
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OH yeah, thats Tom alright.. As found by Joe Perez...
http://www.knacktoys.com/Jane-Hull-1.gif http://www.joeyvan.com/pictures/years/RipTaylor.jpg |
thats not captain kangaroo?
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_pho...roo-inside.jpghttp://www.aginghipsters.com/blog/archives/captaink.jpg |
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i dont understand? some one clue me in to whats going on
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Originally Posted by elesjuan
(Post 207202)
If I show up in one of Toms :hustler: "megasquirt sucks and you're gonna LOSE IT ALL!!!" threads with my signature??
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Originally Posted by urgaynknowit
(Post 207226)
i dont understand? some one clue me in to whats going on
Theres a story told in my signature which I forgot to add a few slides into.. First off, Theres a chicken and he says "Quack!" There are two things behind that, first off I think Tom is just that, a fucking Quack. Second off, a "chicken and a duck are the same thing, only their poo is different." Which if I remember correctly came from Tom always going back on things he says, and turning around the truth, blame other people, and never will answer a question directly. Second theres the P-P-P-Powercard!! Which should explain it all... Just add a powercard, from the Quack! Third slide: For Fucks Sake, just add an FFS supercharger.. Knock knock goes your engine, from lack of engine controls and 300+ degree IATs.. Fourth Slide: Just add a Mazda BP engine into the solution and it all goes kablooey!!!!! Which in short, it just fucking blows up. Theres been like 4 or 5 cars I've read about online that hes blown up with shitty EMS solutions and 14psi from an MP62. Fifth and Final slide is also pretty self explanatory, but I'll post Joe's findings again from another thread anyway to recap. Hes a fucking yo-yo.. Literally the man used to play with toys, as an adult, and even in that venue was a douchebag to his competition and just people in general. https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/sho...7&postcount=28
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 192087)
Here’s the fulltext of CARB EO D-617, covering his supercharger. Note that it is issued to Knack Toys LLC, with the “brand name” of FFS. http://arb.ca.gov/msprog/aftermkt/devices/eo/D-617.pdf
Here is the Knack Toys homepage: http://www.knacktoys.com Here is a picture suggesting a relationship between KnackToys and the former BR Performance: http://www.knacktoys.com/BR-Performance/5.jpg Here are the WhoIs entries concerning the registration of the FFS.com and KnackToys.com domain names: http://www.whois.net/whois_new.cgi?d...argers&tld=com http://www.whois.net/whois_new.cgi?d=knacktoys&tld=com Note that Tom is the registrant of both, with the same address, phone, and email. Here is an article written by Tom for the Museum of Yo-Yo history: http://www.theyoyomuseum.com/museum_...ction=yoyo_tom Here is a bio inferring that Tom does not play well with others in the Yo-Yo scene any better than he does in the Miata scene: http://www.mitchells.com/wordpress/?p=41 Here is a muck-raking page contributed to by Tom, alleging that a home builder in Tucson “cheated” him out of more then $300,000: http://www.mymccrearyhomesucks.com/images/vde.html Be sure to read the whole thing- apparently Tom can’t even figure out how to properly file frivolous claims in the state of Arizona. God, if I’m not careful I’m gonna end up being one of “those guys” who spends all his time digging up dirt to satisfy a grudge. :D Basically the complete ignorance of that man totally blows me away, and sadly in my spare time I get a good laugh out of heckling him on this board. I love miataturbo.net |
Holy hateful post, batman! It is time to put on the shrink glasses:
"So... how long have you carried these agression inside you? Did you masturbate a lot as a child? How is your relationship with your mother?" When you do post it, make sure you post the thread here quickly. This is a show we do not want to miss. |
i love the story sig...QUACK!
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You know guys, I've been following this whole Tom bashing thing here with a lot of interest.
I think the only way to put him in his place is to get one of his superchargers, add an intercooler, and megasquirt that shit. That way, with his own product, you make like 20% more hp than he did, get better gas mileage and just "do it the way its meant to be done". That ought to shut him up instantly. But hey, who has the money and the time to waste on something like that? EDIT: Just saw this on his website
Originally Posted by Tom on his website
Fast Forward Superchargers is owned and operated by Tom Van Dan Elzen in Phoenix, Arizona. With a history primarily in aerospace engineering and yoyo design
:eek:Wouldn't trust this guy with my bicycle let alone my car. |
the best way to get him is to actually get the people who's motors blown to stop signing gag orders and go public. He's going to run out of excuses eventually.
It's not about how much power one makes over the other. It's not about how turbos are better than SCers. It's not about how the PC-PRO sucks as a fueling device for low boost. It IS that e-cool is retarded and unsafe. It IS that the PC-PRO is unsafe for high boost. Tom cornered a nitch in the FI market; I think the quote goes "there's a sucker born every minute" It's just like his highly arguable signature: 99 10AE with Coldside. 220WHP 15+ PSI NON-INTERCOOLED 137,000 miles with 107,000 over 200WHP HA! it used to say 20+ PSI It IS intercooled (e-cool is an intercooler) and I highly doubt he's been boosting that many miles at 15+, and if so, it was most likely all highway cruise. Tom knows nothing about engine management and what makes a safe tune. He's personally blown a few motors dyno tuning and like to rub dick on his handlebars. |
Originally Posted by elesjuan
(Post 207250)
Tom is the moron from Fast Forward Superchargers, aka Tom@FFS on m.net. Hes an idiot that refuses to think stand alone ECU systems in boosted miatas is a viable solution for controlling fuel and spark.. He thinks that the PowerCard is the best thing to grace a miata since a supercharger was used as a vacuum pump on a diesel. Also refuses to accept the fact that a high boost forced induction setup on a miata requires (for safety for fucks sake.. Wait a second.. FFS... For Fuck Sake..lol. I digress.) an intercooler solution. Instead, he Trademarked "E-Cool" which is a shitty bandaid that turbo buick owners figured out in 1982 was a really fucking bad idea and started blowing their shit up. Toms solution instead of intercooler, timing control, and REAL fuel control is make the car run fucking pig rich with P-P-P-Powercard!!! then add EVEN MORE FUCKING FUEL as a bandaid intake charge cooling solution which might work pretty well if his miata was powered by NITRO METHANE!
Theres a story told in my signature which I forgot to add a few slides into.. First off, Theres a chicken and he says "Quack!" There are two things behind that, first off I think Tom is just that, a fucking Quack. Second off, a "chicken and a duck are the same thing, only their poo is different." Which if I remember correctly came from Tom always going back on things he says, and turning around the truth, blame other people, and never will answer a question directly. Second theres the P-P-P-Powercard!! Which should explain it all... Just add a powercard, from the Quack! Third slide: For Fucks Sake, just add an FFS supercharger.. Knock knock goes your engine, from lack of engine controls and 300+ degree IATs.. Fourth Slide: Just add a Mazda BP engine into the solution and it all goes kablooey!!!!! Which in short, it just fucking blows up. Theres been like 4 or 5 cars I've read about online that hes blown up with shitty EMS solutions and 14psi from an MP62. Fifth and Final slide is also pretty self explanatory, but I'll post Joe's findings again from another thread anyway to recap. Hes a fucking yo-yo.. Literally the man used to play with toys, as an adult, and even in that venue was a douchebag to his competition and just people in general. https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/sho...7&postcount=28 Now thats some funny shit. Hes a fucking yo-yo master!! Basically the complete ignorance of that man totally blows me away, and sadly in my spare time I get a good laugh out of heckling him on this board. I love miataturbo.net |
Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 207312)
It's just like his highly arguable signature:
99 10AE with Coldside. 220WHP 15+ PSI NON-INTERCOOLED 137,000 miles with 107,000 over 200WHP HA! it used to say 20+ PSI But anyway mileage doesn't mean much - a guy with 10K miles who goes at the track every other weekend would have had the car in boost much more than 100K miles of cross country cruising and a couple of track days. |
Originally Posted by The_Pipefather
(Post 207306)
You know guys, I've been following this whole Tom bashing thing here with a lot of interest.
I think the only way to put him in his place is to get one of his superchargers, add an intercooler, and megasquirt that shit. That way, with his own product, you make like 20% more hp than he did, get better gas mileage and just "do it the way its meant to be done". That ought to shut him up instantly. But hey, who has the money and the time to waste on something like that? EDIT: Just saw this on his website Originally Posted by Tom on his website Fast Forward Superchargers is owned and operated by Tom Van Dan Elzen in Phoenix, Arizona. With a history primarily in aerospace engineering and yoyo design Aerospace engineering? For who, The Soviet Union?? I hardly see the correlation between AE, Yo-yo Design, physics, mechanical engineering, electrical engineering, and a fucking car... I mean, what, I designed a yo-yo so that means I know how to build a forced induction system for an automotive performance application??? Yo-Yo.. isn't that a lot like the guy who invented the Pet rock? Or maybe it was the "Jump... to Conclusions mat.." http://literalbarrage.org/blog/wp-co...fice_space.jpg Get real. I used to work for a Cable television company doing installations in peoples homes, and by far the worst wiring job I've EVER seen in a house was one owned, built, and wired by an electrical engineer. Just because you can design electrical circuits on paper and know fucking Ohms law doesn't mean you know jack shit about wire installation!! FFS (HA!) he had BARE electrical wires all over the place! No wire nuts, no electrical tape, nothing!! Unfortunately Scott is correct, the only way hes ever going to shut up is if people would go public about how horrible his engine management solutions are and shut him down. It should also be made very public by people who've had engine failures that HIS systems were responsible for the failures, and wasn't caused by the End user. Ie, engine blowing up while FFS (Fucking Fat Shit, For Fuck Sake!!) is "tuning" the P-P-P-POWERCARD!!!! Since, according to someone on m.net, it takes an Aerospace Engineering degree to "tune" powercard.. You know, pressing the two little buttons in a specific sequence to make it flash like a Christmas Tree in November... Edit: And why is it "Fast Forward" superchargers?? Is that like, Fast Forward to the destruction of your car?? Hmmmm..... :crx: |
Originally Posted by elesjuan
(Post 207552)
Unfortunately Scott is correct, the only way hes ever going to shut up is if people would go public about how horrible his engine management solutions are and shut him down. It should also be made very public by people who've had engine failures that HIS systems were responsible for the failures, and wasn't caused by the End user. Ie, engine blowing up while FFS (Fucking Fat Shit, For Fuck Sake!!) is "tuning" the P-P-P-POWERCARD!!!! Since, according to someone on m.net, it takes an Aerospace Engineering degree to "tune" powercard.. You know, pressing the two little buttons in a specific sequence to make it flash like a Christmas Tree in November... Edit: And why is it "Fast Forward" superchargers?? Is that like, Fast Forward to the destruction of your car?? Hmmmm..... :crx: |
Be aware, however, that on this website, we will not tolerate such libelous shenanigans. I intend to hold this site and these forums to a much higher standard.
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^Brain,tell me your joking?
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 207560)
Be aware, however, that on this website, we will not tolerate such libelous shenanigans. I intend to hold this site and these forums to a much higher standard.
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haha obv hes making fun of m.net
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