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Old 09-29-2009, 11:55 PM   #1
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The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "Father's Details."

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks...

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DCCDs? Child B who was also born at the same time..... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.
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these people vote.
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these people vote.
I was thinking the same thing. I cant believe people even have answers like this.

Made me laugh.
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ha... i hope that none of these are about me...
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2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
I have never laughed so hard in my life
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:56 AM   #7
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these people vote.
**** voting.

These people use up my oxygen.


I like the whole not understanding the concept of twins...or not being a complete *****...or using contraceptives...or using real names.
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11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
Uh wow.
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Uh wow.
you want her number, dont you
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**** voting.

These people use up my oxygen.


I like the whole not understanding the concept of twins...or not being a complete *****...or using contraceptives...or using real names.
**** the voting and the oxygen. Thats tax money!!!
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snopes.com: Child Support Claims
This was originally British (2000) and was not using stereotypical names and Detroit as a location.
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2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
I feel bad for the poor bastards that marry women that used to be party ******.
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I feel bad for the poor bastards that marry women that used to be party ******.
What they dont know dont hurt them.
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I call bullshit. Anyone that was smart enough to get themselves in these sort of situations would not have the education or the interest to write that well. With that said, there is some funny **** there.
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I call bullshit. Anyone that was smart enough to get themselves in these sort of situations would not have the education or the interest to write that well. With that said, there is some funny **** there.
It is bullshit, look at post #11.
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It is bullshit, look at post #11.
Oh well, I still laughed. lol
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