I mostly work from home so when the internetz goes out, I head to the coffee shop. I can't stand camping out there and trying to work. Last time I had to do it, I camped out at a Dunn Bros shop that had a few public computers for the customers. One creepy looking dude sat there all fucking day surfing for escorts and guns.
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Originally Posted by cymx5
(Post 749579)
Unfortunately no...I'll try to paint a mental image:
5'-6'' to 5'-8'' Brunette 100-110lbs Double C cup Green, maybe brown eyes Dark blue straight legged jeans Dark green blouse Sparkly "bedazzled" pink clutch with cellphone pocket & sunglasses hanging off the side 7-9 year old daughter Oh yeah, and wealthy. |
Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 749603)
what the fuck is a double C cup? are you a homosexual?
Lol @ the peasants who seek out free wifi because they don't have unlimited wireless cards for their laptops. |
Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 749603)
what the fuck is a double C cup? are you a homosexual?
Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 749620)
I'm guessing he is an average straight dude. I didn't realize there wasn't any such thing until you pointed it out because I don't ever shop for bras, so I sympathize with him. I can, however, tell the difference between lifter tick, rod knock, and piston slap.
Now who's the homosexual? |
Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 749620)
Lol @ the peasants who seek out free wifi because they don't have unlimited wireless cards for their laptops.
The only reason you alleged heteros wouldn't know cup sizes is if you haven't bought tastelessly skimpy lingerie for a woman before. Trust me, if you buy it, she'll wear it for you. You're welcome. |
Originally Posted by cymx5
(Post 749627)
:pitlab:
Now who's the homosexual? love of cars does not make you straight. intimate love (and knowledge) of titties does. ... so I was in vegas last weekend and went to OG and Sapphire. OG women are fucking pushy! |
^this
Somewhere around the time I learned how to unhook bras with one hand, I became keenly aware of women's cup sizes. |
I always viewed bras as an impediment to be thwarted. It didn't matter what alphanumeric code was assigned to them by a dressmaker; It was keeping me from my goal. Bras, complete with their little sizing labels, belong wadded up on the floor.
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Mastery of the one handed bra release is mandatory for a young man by the time he reaches college age, unless he is a drama major.
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haha ^
I use panera to meet up with my realtor because it's less than 5 min from my house and on the way to work (usually meet with him before I go into work) vs his office which is a 20-25 minute drive on a good day, and is completely out of my way |
Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 749650)
Mastery of the one handed bra release is mandatory for a young man by the time he reaches college age, unless he is a drama major.
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I used to work at Panera. I washed the dishes. I liked it because I could listen to uncensored gangsta rap in the back, sometimes toss in a lipper, and even use narcotics out by the dumpster during a trash run. $9 /hour in HS isn't bad.
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I always go to the library when I have to study because it's usually the day of the exam and I have a massive amount of shit to go over.
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
(Post 749589)
Oh and btw most federal lobbist business is not conducted in coffee shops. If the legislative arm of the gvmt is like the rest, at least 80pct is condicted in strip clibs, assuming a 1000pct increase in corruption in our representatives :) |
I get distracted at home.
Best place for me was the solitary study rooms in the school library where I could shut the glass sliding door behind me and have no noise or distraction. |
I've set up lots of first dates in coffee shops.
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Originally Posted by fooger03
(Post 749949)
I've set up lots of first dates in coffee shops.
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