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Old 07-15-2011, 02:54 PM   #21
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I mostly work from home so when the internetz goes out, I head to the coffee shop. I can't stand camping out there and trying to work. Last time I had to do it, I camped out at a Dunn Bros shop that had a few public computers for the customers. One creepy looking dude sat there all ******* day surfing for escorts and guns.
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Unfortunately no...I'll try to paint a mental image:

5'-6'' to 5'-8''
Brunette
100-110lbs
Double C cup
Green, maybe brown eyes
Dark blue straight legged jeans
Dark green blouse
Sparkly "bedazzled" pink clutch with cellphone pocket & sunglasses hanging off the side
7-9 year old daughter

Oh yeah, and wealthy.
what the **** is a double C cup? are you a homosexual?
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Old 07-15-2011, 03:45 PM   #23
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what the **** is a double C cup? are you a homosexual?
I'm guessing he is an average straight dude. I didn't realize there wasn't any such thing until you pointed it out because I don't ever shop for bras, so I sympathize with him. I can, however, tell the difference between lifter tick, rod knock, and piston slap.

Lol @ the peasants who seek out free wifi because they don't have unlimited wireless cards for their laptops.
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Old 07-15-2011, 03:56 PM   #24
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what the **** is a double C cup? are you a homosexual?
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I'm guessing he is an average straight dude. I didn't realize there wasn't any such thing until you pointed it out because I don't ever shop for bras, so I sympathize with him. I can, however, tell the difference between lifter tick, rod knock, and piston slap.


Now who's the homosexual?
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Old 07-15-2011, 04:12 PM   #25
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Lol @ the peasants who seek out free wifi because they don't have unlimited wireless cards for their laptops.
My wife drives around all day visiting clients, and she used to do the Starbucks thing to check her email during the day. Her company finally got her a MiFi mobile hotspot thingy a couple months ago and her Starbucks expenditures have plummeted. It's also nice for me because I never wanted to pay what Verizon wants me to pay for BB tethering and hadn't quite cared enough to see if that could be "bypassed," but now I can have wifi on a real laptop wherever we go and I never see the bill.


The only reason you alleged heteros wouldn't know cup sizes is if you haven't bought tastelessly skimpy lingerie for a woman before. Trust me, if you buy it, she'll wear it for you. You're welcome.
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Now who's the homosexual?
both of you.

love of cars does not make you straight. intimate love (and knowledge) of ******* does.

... so I was in vegas last weekend and went to OG and Sapphire. OG women are ******* pushy!
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Old 07-15-2011, 04:29 PM   #27
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^this

Somewhere around the time I learned how to unhook bras with one hand, I became keenly aware of women's cup sizes.
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Old 07-15-2011, 04:37 PM   #28
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I always viewed bras as an impediment to be thwarted. It didn't matter what alphanumeric code was assigned to them by a dressmaker; It was keeping me from my goal. Bras, complete with their little sizing labels, belong wadded up on the floor.
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Mastery of the one handed bra release is mandatory for a young man by the time he reaches college age, unless he is a drama major.
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Could have been this dude...

That is dedication right there
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haha ^

I use panera to meet up with my realtor because it's less than 5 min from my house and on the way to work (usually meet with him before I go into work) vs his office which is a 20-25 minute drive on a good day, and is completely out of my way
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Mastery of the one handed bra release is mandatory for a young man by the time he reaches college age, unless he is a drama major.
Quoted for troof. I was surprised at how, if done suave, it can serve as a turn on rather than an annoyance
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I used to work at Panera. I washed the dishes. I liked it because I could listen to uncensored gangsta rap in the back, sometimes toss in a lipper, and even use narcotics out by the dumpster during a trash run. $9 /hour in HS isn't bad.
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I always go to the library when I have to study because it's usually the day of the exam and I have a massive amount of **** to go over.
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Oh and btw most federal lobbist business is not conducted in coffee shops. If the legislative arm of the gvmt is like the rest, at least 80pct is condicted in strip clibs, assuming a 1000pct increase in corruption in our representatives
Oh and BTW all those strip club excursions are tax deductible too.
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Old 07-16-2011, 01:39 PM   #36
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I get distracted at home.

Best place for me was the solitary study rooms in the school library where I could shut the glass sliding door behind me and have no noise or distraction.
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I've set up lots of first dates in coffee shops.
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I've set up lots of first dates in coffee shops.
"Coffee says I'm sipping, but I aint sucking"

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