Why do so many stupid people live in Florida?
 

It seems that most of the fucking idiotic retarded car threads are started by people who live in Florida. Explain.

Too many successive generations of inbreeding.

In for glorious thread. I predict 6 stars

best thread to date.

Florida is kinda like Georgia (i.e. rednecks), plus old people, plus a bunch of thugs and criminals... so yah, not good.

Flawwwda is full of cool bro's like Pusha. It can't possibly be that bad.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::laugh::laugh::laugh::bowrofl: :bowrofl:

I've only been here 6 months, but I have noticed something:
Everyone is pregnant. You can't go to the club and try to talk with a hoe without hearing, "Well I got me some kids, so I'm tryin'a find me a man who can handle that. If u ain't ain't enough man for this, step off."

Real winners there. I think there is a correlation.

I think it is that bad indeed.

In fact, did the DSM scene originate in Florida?

I have seen so many shitted up Floridian Miatas that I fear the Miata is becoming the new DSM.

Im not sure, but I know that there used to be a looooot of DSMs running around
Not so much anymore. Around here its almost all B series Hondas

Tx>*

Relax bitch... No one, but you likes it the ass around here.

Point demonstrated.

Clearly.

Florida > Commiefornia

That being said, I really don't like Florida very much. From my experience here, I would say I wouldn't come back to live here for any period of time. I've lived in Gulf Breeze, Pensacola, Panama City, Key West, Orlando etc.. Pretty much all the "some-what" metropolitan/ beach towns. People are easy to find, but friends are near impossible. I'm more or less a straight edge (never done drugs, maybe 1 beer every 3 months, no pills, etc...), focused on school, military, etc.. So fitting in with these areas wasn't exactly an easy task.

I would venture to say that the majority of Florida's population is doomed to a life of mediocrity. As bad as Commifornia, though? Not even close.

As far as "stupid fucking, idiotic threads", this thread is just oozing with irony :laugh:

Look at the OP's name and think for a second.

I was thinking more along the lines of this little gem

https://www.miataturbo.net/build-threads-57/faelflora-breaks-his-promise-time-part-out-car-git-sawzall-41577/

Maybe the chemicals to keep that magnificent hair in style is taking a toll on him... :dunno:

What exactly, besides strict smog and car laws, makes it so bad?

maybe it's the lack of trees, hills, and curvy roads.

No that's pretty much it. That's plenty to ruin it for me. And the gun laws.

That and a plethora of other things that usually revolve around the general mind set of the population.

But I've never lived there. So it's all what I see and hear that forms my opinion. I'm sure it's ten times better than what it seems. Chances are I will be stationed there for a certain length of time, so I will probably be eating my words :giggle:

It's more about crap like this: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/06/25...est=latestnews

45 billion dollars of crap.

lol @ this thread

lol. Kinda figured that.
Its really nowhere near as bad as some make it seem.

Don't get me wrong: there are stupid laws and plenty of other retardation, but the pros more than outweigh the cons. For most people anyway.

My wife lived in Lincoln, NE and Harrisonburg, VA for majority of her life and moved here about 5 years ago.

She says she'd rather kill herself, or even worse: get with Faeflora, than move back to either of those places.
Just sayin

I dunno, my time in Miami was okay. Virginia on the other hand, nothing but bums up there.

we've got everything. name is, we have it and probably a large community of it.

DC area is indeed awesome if you are into good food, arts, and a high cost of living.

DC area does also have a higher average IQ than all of FL, probably for the above reasons.

You live in NoVa, that is not Virginia.

I'm gonna support my california roots up in here. and there are still some counties without the smog laws. geographically you can't do any better.

also it's much more chill. motherfuckers out here are so uptight you couldn't even fit pusha/buffon/faeflora/whoever is annoying's needle dick up their ass.

Don't you ever toss me into the DC population thank you very much. My comment wasn't a compliment of VA.

I thought we were just starting to get along.

Ah. What a thread.

Lets lighten the mood. Pics of where I live.

http://www.enews7.com/florida/key-we...key-west-1.jpg
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._7400095_n.jpg

California sucks. All you east coast flatlander motherfuckers stay the fuck out of California. Thank you.;)

What??? DC is awesome! Who loves lawyers? Raise your hand! (raises hand)

Because all the car people in Baltimore are too busy trying not to get murdered to post dumb threads? :squint:

I can provide pictures of my burrito at request to quash this wild allegation.

I actively strive to stay out of DC.

Tennessee and Texas > all. I prefer the Appalachain mountains. Chill attitude of mountain hippys in Asheville, Rednecks such as myself in East Tennessee, wonderful roads connecting both. No shitty laws either. Texas, well you can shoot a guy for stealing your boost gauge if you don't think you will reasonably be able to recover it. Win. Fuck Florida. Mad herpes down there with them loose bitches. It is like fishing in a hatchery breh.

What you did there.

I see it. :giggle:

That should go with out saying. Those places sound awful. Northerners and their stuck up, elitist attitudes. Reminds me of California ;)

and it snows....what the fuck kind of moron would want to live in a place where it snow? I'll keep enjoying my year round summer. (sarcasm implied for those who live in the north and don't understand the idea of a joke)

Harrisonburg is the South dawg.


Point on snow is valid.

Regarding northerner elitist snobs, don't hate just because you're an inferior person. Hugs

another valid point.

"you're elitist pricks"
"you're an inferior being"



HUGS

:laugh:
Thread delivers the morning lulz

Lincoln NE is a damn PIT though. I can understand why she'd rather die than return. I miss KC and Omaha however.

You should direct that noise away from me, little girl. I may decide to not hold your hand on the chat anymore and guide you through the process of un-fucking you car because you don't have the common sense to take 5 minutes and read. Pfft, inferior people are named Min.

EDIT: Texas may win just because Bond is there.