Why Hustler can have your chick tonight
I recently got a pm from a guy wanting to know if forum Hustler is the same in life outside of miataturbo. Since this dude is obviously a homo, I didn't respond. Instead I'll tell the rest of you what I know. I have been racing with him since 08 and recently stayed in Dallas for a week and we partied every night. These are some bullets of facts I know.
He has a badge He can open carry He has two miatas that he drives everyday undercover The green miata has blue lights His girlfriend has a facebook page just for her hair They have threesomes Every club we went to, we got in the back door He gets free booze at the clubs He wont sit in the VIP section He dropped a guy leaving a bar when he grabbed his GF ass He fed a stray cat 5min later He really can bench 365lbs His cat chewed a hole in my suitcase He had a GT3RS but lemon lawed it I once called him while he was listening to freebird in the green miata and he yelled at me He paid for a second room at the Hotel near MSR-H so he could bang chicks and then youtube their walk of shame from the other room the next morning He knows way too much about wine He will drink whiskey but prefers wine He eats horse meat...really He plays poker with the heads of many tribes at their private casinos He once got a DUI ticket and they let him drive away from the scene His white daily miata is krylon painted and has ripped seats with 2k shocks His Mom is stunningly hott His sister also has a turbo miata His Dad is actually the Hustler in real life He wont buy a house because he considers property tax rent He has given millions of dollars away I'm dead serious. |
He will curb-stomp you if you diss him.
He will let you crash on his sofa if you need it. He will pay for the beers, if you buy lunch. His cat will stalk you, then strike when least expected. He had a black belt once, but gave it back because he didn't want to bow to his adversary before kicking their ass. If you are a cool person, he will let you drive the chariot of the Gods. |
Why do I picture that list being read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice, with the words "Some say..." before it?
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Instead of having an guard dog, he has a guard cat.
He really does look sometimes like a skinny mexican waring funny glasses IRL, but only when he wants to. He can cook better then the average woman. Ron Swanson is his uncle, or maybe his brother. |
he used to be about gloves and now is all about chalk.
he refers to cashmere as ca$h-meer. He's from texas and he likes his meat rare. And no ii don't doubt you all went in the back door whatsoever. |
I dunno. When I met him, he seemed like a nice, clean-cut young man to me.
But, it was raining and dark at the time. Hmmmmm. |
Most of Jake's are true, lol. The "freebird" comment is totally true. Never, ever call me when I'm listening to Freebird!
If you really think that dude is homo, have him PM me. I need someone to do some modeling for me. Its funny how people think I can be "normal" after all the things I've done a seen. Do you really think a guy with as many kills as me can go back to where he was before? |
Thread has potential:laugh:
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today I saw two guys spotting squats...i thought of hustler.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 847802)
today I saw two guys spotting squats...i thought of hustler.
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The funny thing and inside joke to Trey is 12 or more of the bullets I posted are dead nuts true lol. He is a cool guy and I'm glad to call him a friend.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 847802)
today I saw two guys spotting squats...i thought of hustler.
I went on a sexy date with Hustler once. |
I have met Hustler once in person. He is every bit as vulgar in real life as his character on the internet.
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pics of hustler's cat plox.
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Originally Posted by jacob300zx
(Post 847832)
The funny thing and inside joke to Trey is 12 or more of the bullets I posted are dead nuts true lol. He is a cool guy and I'm glad to call him a friend.
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Tear, I lub Merica
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he asked me if he anyone made a holster so he could carry a gun in his boot
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Truth:
He has a badge He can open carry He has two miatas that he drives everyday undercover His girlfriend has a facebook page just for her hair They have threesomes (with animals) He gets free booze at the clubs He wont sit in the VIP section He dropped a guy leaving a bar when he grabbed his GF ass He fed a stray cat 5min later (daily) He really can bench 265lbs He had a TT225 but lemon lawed it I once called him while he was listening to freebird in the green miata and he yelled at me He knows way too much about wine He will drink whiskey but prefers wine He eats horse meat...really (once) He plays poker with the heads of many tribes at their private casinos His white daily miata is krylon painted and has ripped seats with 2k shocks His Mom was stunningly hott His sister also has a turbo miata His Dad is actually the Hustler in real life He wont buy a house because he considers property tax rent He has given millions of dollars away |
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Hustler, I need to know...
Is this a photo of you? Attachment 36770 Because you sound like the most interesting man in the world. |
Originally Posted by thirdgen
(Post 847920)
Hustler, I need to know...
Is this a photo of you? Attachment 36770 Because you sound like the most interesting man in the world. [slightly NSFW (dude butt)] Hustler |
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