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Old 11-01-2012, 09:48 PM   #1
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Simple Game: The first poster asks "Would you rather 'option A' or 'option B'". The next person answers, then asks the next question. Please quote the original question in your response, for the sake of clarity.
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Old 11-01-2012, 09:49 PM   #2
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Would you rather: Eat a hose clamp; or a live bee?
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:15 PM   #3
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Eat a live bee.

Ski? Or snowboard??
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:17 PM   #4
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felch abraded rectum or wear the funnel mask
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Snowboard while wearing the funnel mask.



Beer or liquor?
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Old 11-02-2012, 03:08 AM   #6
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Beer or liquor?
Beer.

Would you rather drive an F1 car for one lap of Monaco, or drive your pic of a WRC car for rally Sweeden (whole event)?
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Would you rather drive an F1 car for one lap of Monaco, or drive your pic of a WRC car for rally Sweeden (whole event)?
WRC car. Would crash F1 car in 10 seconds.

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Be fucked by a horse or be fucked by the pope?
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Old 11-02-2012, 07:02 AM   #8
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Rather be fucked by the pope.. hands down... while he's butt ******* me I get to turn back, look at him, and tell him "You like ******* little muslim boys huh? ALLAH AHKBAR!" and poop all over his shlong then run around declaring jihad.

I get to execute mental terrorism, religious terrorism, and public terrorism all at once. Sounds like my kinda party.



Would you rather:

Steal the girl one of your new friends has a major crush on (you're new to the area, and he's your first/only friend)

Or drive 100 miles in a miata with doors that don't open, chug a gallon of milk in less than an hour and have Emma Stone sitting shotgun? who just so happens to be highly repulsed by seeing vomit, and smelling vomit.
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Would you rather:

Steal the girl one of your new friends has a major crush on (you're new to the area, and he's your first/only friend)

Or drive 100 miles in a miata with doors that don't open, chug a gallon of milk in less than an hour and have Emma Stone sitting shotgun? who just so happens to be highly repulsed by seeing vomit, and smelling vomit.
Tough one, they both sound good. I'll go for the Emma Stone/100miles/milk saga. I could do the 100miles in 43 min and have 17min alone with the milk.

Would you rather someone pee on your leg or in your miata?
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on my leg, no doubt.
it's happened to me in the shower, willingly. lol

would you rather drink coffee with maggots in it or pee for 3 hours straight
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wait, **** that.
just found this and thought it was appropriate

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That chick looks crazy as hell but I think I would still choose her over no one. Gotta get the rocks off and the hand would get old.

Would you rather lose your sense of sight or both of your arms?
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Dk. You are my type of feller
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would you rather have fae work on your car or set it aflame?
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would you rather have fae work on your car or set it aflame?
Depends on what he's wearing
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would you rather have fae work on your car or set it aflame?
That's a no-brainer. Set it aflame. I can collect insurance money on it that way.

Would you rather work in a tedious job which gives you no satisfaction but pays a handsome salary and offers generous benefits, or do something that you love but be trapped in poverty by it?
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I do the later (although it really isn't poverty) everyday.
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Would you rather have the power of flight, or invisibility?
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i get so high i can already fly.
i'll take invisible.

would you rather have xray vision? or hug every cat?
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Hug all the kittehs!


Camry track car, or Accord track car?
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