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Markp 06-19-2008 02:25 PM

WTF - Does it get any more funny than this?
 
Jamie Lynn Spears

The 17-year-old was the star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and is the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Miss.

I think the pipe laying has been confirmed!

greenday3437 06-19-2008 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by Markp (Post 273530)
Jamie Lynn Spears

The 17-year-old was the star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and is the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Miss.

I think the pipe laying has been confirmed!

:giggle:

messiahx 06-19-2008 02:27 PM

Ha, the pipe layer part is pretty hilarious. Getting pregnant at 17, well that's just some damn bad luck. Whaddya bet that the pipe-layer gets nailed for statutory rape on top of the bad news?

Markp 06-19-2008 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by messiahx (Post 273536)
Ha, the pipe layer part is pretty hilarious. Getting pregnant at 17, well that's just some damn bad luck. Whaddya bet that the pipe-layer gets nailed for statutory rape on top of the bad news?

Nope, no charges... He was within 3 years of her age... She was 16 and he was 18. She was, in southern terms, fair game.

Mark

gwilo 06-19-2008 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by Markp (Post 273546)
Nope, no charges... He was within 3 years of her age... She was 16 and he was 18. She was, in southern terms, fair game.

Mark

Southern Terms she is an old maid :)

Zabac 06-19-2008 04:12 PM

Yet abother Fetherline? Cool! Why can't I have game like that and pull famous rich bitches?
Props to the pipe layer.!!!

rwd_only 06-19-2008 04:32 PM

I believe she gave birth today...I feel sorry for the kid (baby, not spears)


For the love of god use birth control:vash:

Zabac 06-19-2008 04:39 PM

They probably did and thought it was enough...tsk tsk tsk

Silviata 06-19-2008 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by Markp (Post 273546)
Nope, no charges... He was within 3 years of her age... She was 16 and he was 18. She was, in southern terms, fair game.

Mark

i actually dont think this is right, it should be 18 in all 50 states. however if the parents dont press charges than they pretty much dont do anything

BenR 06-19-2008 06:10 PM

Should or is.

The "is" of the situation is each state sets their own laws on what constitutes statutory rape.

Miatamaniac92 06-19-2008 06:20 PM


Originally Posted by rwd_only (Post 273606)
I believe she gave birth today...I feel sorry for the kid (baby, not spears)


For the love of god use birth control:vash:

When in doubt, pull out!

I heard the baby was born pregnant.:bowrofl:

Chris

Doppelgänger 06-19-2008 08:54 PM


Originally Posted by Markp (Post 273530)
Jamie Lynn Spears

The 17-year-old was the star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and is the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Miss.

well duh.... there is the problem. you reslly expect many good things from that state.

Markp 06-19-2008 09:08 PM


Originally Posted by Silviata (Post 273657)
i actually dont think this is right, it should be 18 in all 50 states. however if the parents dont press charges than they pretty much dont do anything

Actually many states have a 2 or 3 year (romeo and juliet) clause, there are a few states that don't. Keeps the states from turning normal teenagers into sex offenders. Pays to know the rules if you are gonna be dipping your wick. For instance, in Texas, at 17, Jamie Lynn Spears is fair game for anyone.

Mark

messiahx 06-20-2008 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by Silviata (Post 273657)
i actually dont think this is right, it should be 18 in all 50 states. however if the parents dont press charges than they pretty much dont do anything

When I read that all I could that was Damn, I live in the wrong state. WI likes turning teenagers into sex offenders. Pretty much no tolerance around here...you're 18, she's 17, you get caught, you're SOL.

naarleven 06-20-2008 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 273719)
well duh.... there is the problem. you reslly expect many good things from that state.

Truer words never spoke

18psi 06-20-2008 12:55 PM

lol


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