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Old 06-19-2008, 03:25 PM   #1
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Jamie Lynn Spears

The 17-year-old was the star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and is the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Miss.

I think the pipe laying has been confirmed!
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Jamie Lynn Spears

The 17-year-old was the star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and is the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Miss.

I think the pipe laying has been confirmed!
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Old 06-19-2008, 03:27 PM   #3
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Ha, the pipe layer part is pretty hilarious. Getting pregnant at 17, well that's just some damn bad luck. Whaddya bet that the pipe-layer gets nailed for statutory rape on top of the bad news?
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Ha, the pipe layer part is pretty hilarious. Getting pregnant at 17, well that's just some damn bad luck. Whaddya bet that the pipe-layer gets nailed for statutory rape on top of the bad news?
Nope, no charges... He was within 3 years of her age... She was 16 and he was 18. She was, in southern terms, fair game.

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Nope, no charges... He was within 3 years of her age... She was 16 and he was 18. She was, in southern terms, fair game.

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Southern Terms she is an old maid
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Yet abother Fetherline? Cool! Why can't I have game like that and pull famous rich bitches?
Props to the pipe layer.!!!
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I believe she gave birth today...I feel sorry for the kid (baby, not spears)


For the love of god use birth control
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They probably did and thought it was enough...tsk tsk tsk
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Nope, no charges... He was within 3 years of her age... She was 16 and he was 18. She was, in southern terms, fair game.

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i actually dont think this is right, it should be 18 in all 50 states. however if the parents dont press charges than they pretty much dont do anything
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Should or is.

The "is" of the situation is each state sets their own laws on what constitutes statutory rape.
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I believe she gave birth today...I feel sorry for the kid (baby, not spears)


For the love of god use birth control
When in doubt, pull out!

I heard the baby was born pregnant.

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Jamie Lynn Spears

The 17-year-old was the star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and is the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Miss.
well duh.... there is the problem. you reslly expect many good things from that state.
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i actually dont think this is right, it should be 18 in all 50 states. however if the parents dont press charges than they pretty much dont do anything
Actually many states have a 2 or 3 year (romeo and juliet) clause, there are a few states that don't. Keeps the states from turning normal teenagers into sex offenders. Pays to know the rules if you are gonna be dipping your wick. For instance, in Texas, at 17, Jamie Lynn Spears is fair game for anyone.

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i actually dont think this is right, it should be 18 in all 50 states. however if the parents dont press charges than they pretty much dont do anything
When I read that all I could that was Damn, I live in the wrong state. WI likes turning teenagers into sex offenders. Pretty much no tolerance around here...you're 18, she's 17, you get caught, you're SOL.
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well duh.... there is the problem. you reslly expect many good things from that state.
Truer words never spoke
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lol
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