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Old Apr 10, 2010 | 03:12 AM
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So, im here at Travis AFB, and I have to say... you have some retarded ***** in CA. I never thought I'd see a damn prius try and lane jump going 75... and the ****** was serious about it to. That wasnt the first ******* in a hybrid I have had seen, either. Another ******* in a highlander hybrid almost slammed into the back of a flat-bed in the far right lane. I mean, I know CA has some ***** anyways, but the smug-emitting mother ******* believe the driving laws dont apply to them because they help the earth by smelling their own farts. Where the **** is CHP when needed?!


Oh, btw, all of you ***** HaTiN' On MaH WhiP, I didn't know what the hell you were talking about with the ricer flyby, doesnt happen in Reno... but here, holy shiTZ, MAd TyTe JDM VTEC KiCkin' In Her Yo! I never thought I would see a spray painted green civic rattle-can violently past me in heavy traffic at a dead-slow 40 with his retarded ******* friend in the clearly open carpool lane... that leads to more dead slow traffic in under 50 feet.

I seriously have to drive super doucher to even survive the day on the roads here. My whole idea on driving like an *** makes you safer is very true here.

At least on base here everyone is big brothered by security forces... **** I never thought I would be starved of order... wtf?!


Also, you have a retarded commercial here that is apparently still playing for almost a year now... its the damn Vist California commercial, and we all wonder why you ******* are broke. Im going to try and sleep... have planes to load in the morning for two weeks. Oh God.
Old Apr 10, 2010 | 04:15 AM
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I feel you man, there's too many ******* retards everywhere. Other day I'm crossing this boulevard to get to my half assed highschool.I have the right of way and some dumb bitch on her cellphone almost ran me over
They really have to punish half-wit drivers more severely. Laws in Quebec are already pretty damn strict ( caught going 130km/h= thousand dollar fine and suspended license)
Old Apr 10, 2010 | 05:07 AM
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Welcome to CA, the longer you stay the more you'll like it.
Old Apr 10, 2010 | 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by hackingjack
caught going 130km/h= thousand dollar fine and suspended license)
I'd gladly pay the fine. Try coming to Ontario
Old Apr 10, 2010 | 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by dgmorr
i'd gladly pay the fine. Try coming to ontario
+10000000000000000000
Old Apr 10, 2010 | 07:40 AM
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Hopefully we'll have a nice earthquake out there and the whole ******* commie state will slide off into the ocean. Useless left wing liberal money spending pinko commie bleeding heart socialists.
Old Apr 10, 2010 | 08:06 AM
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aww u mad?
Old Apr 10, 2010 | 09:50 AM
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cool story bro










But really, I know what you mean, people here drive like idiots.
Old Apr 10, 2010 | 09:51 AM
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I suggest that you never travel to Luke AFB in PHX if you can help it. Your head will explode. Try DDing 70+ miles perday in 115 degree ambient temp (probably more like 130 around the road) with no AC, PS, ABS, CC, Radio, a 2600 with 6 puck and 11lb flywheel in a 3000 Lb car in bumper to bump traffic comprised primarily of about 4 types of people:

Those who have not been able to properly read a street sign at speeds over 25 MPH in the last 15 years.

Those that dont have a license, insurance, or a care in the world.

Cellphones with people attached as an accesory.

Violent rednecks.

CA aint ****.
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 12:38 AM
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I will have to hand it to CA, especially when you build cars in high elevations like reno at 4505 feet from sea level... then come down to CA at almost sea level... fun HP 1-ups happen! Also, you guys here have alot of open straight streets around here! I have never really cruised around fairfield or vacaville before, because I hate how you guys drive, but damn soo many straights!
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 12:50 AM
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Well, the SF area ain't exactly representative of California as whole. NorCal is a whole different state, really.
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 01:08 AM
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Well, the SF area ain't exactly representative of California as whole. NorCal is a whole different state, really.

The only thing I ever visit in norcal is my grandparents place north of Susanville called Westwood. no, alot of trees there...
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 01:15 AM
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I was on the freeway for 4 hours today. You have to drive like you're on a mission/in a battle. Especially in a dropped Miata.
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 10:44 AM
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hmmm?

.....this story sounds just like northern new jersey.
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 10:51 AM
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In the Prisus or Insight, switchin four lanes
With the battery on screamin out
Money ain't a thang
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
So, im here at Travis AFB, and I have to say... you have some retarded ***** in CA. I never thought I'd see a damn prius try and lane jump going 75... and the ****** was serious about it to. That wasnt the first ******* in a hybrid I have had seen, either. Another ******* in a highlander hybrid almost slammed into the back of a flat-bed in the far right lane. I mean, I know CA has some ***** anyways, but the smug-emitting mother ******* believe the driving laws dont apply to them because they help the earth by smelling their own farts. Where the **** is CHP when needed?!
You had me laughing bro. This would be a great opening to a comedy show.
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 01:16 PM
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lotta complainin up in this bitch.

sounds like you just got a little shaken driving on the LA freeways.
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 02:53 PM
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i almost got into an accident on thursday. some ******* decided to merge into traffic from street parking on a super busy street in traffic. a big *** truck that was going in his direction had to brake and merge onto oncoming traffic right in front of me... i had to maneuver between truck and car in a lane next to me to avoid collision while going 40mph and almost clipped both cars. thank god for my decent reaction time or i would have hit that truck head-on and would for sure total my car and might have clipped the car next to me with my rear end as it would for sure come out because of an angle.
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 03:13 PM
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i just got back from breakfast. while i was there i had the joy of exchanging insurance information because an older guy in a s class benz decided to hit my car while it was parked. i seem to be a magnet for this crap.

i was sitting in the bagel shop eating my sandwich when i see this guy examining his cars bumper. then he walks over to my car and examines the fender. WTF? so i go out and while he is waking away from my car. he totally confesses, thank god. but really? how hard is it to NOT hit a stationary car in a parking spot?

so here is a question for you guys......hypothetically speaking.......if you could buff the scratches out on your own, what would you charge the guy for your effort?
Old Apr 11, 2010 | 03:25 PM
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I've always enjoyed the competetive nature of CA freeway driving. Kinda like a track day with the addition of chess like strategy to gain position.

I'm shocked that the Prenis drivers are speeding down there. From my sig you can see what they do up here in the NW.



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