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tyler97 06-21-2010 10:18 PM

yea im the ra-tard who's buying a cheap ebay kit, deal wit it !!!!
 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...#ht_4316wt_941


After i reweld, and fit the down pipe these,are not a bad bugget turbo system !!! make sure u have ur own welder because u will prob do it again, depending on ur skill =0,
Anyways after i get this kit hard wired such as oil lines, water lines,exhauset, intake, intercooler.. NEXT is the standalone and fuel pump/injectors and un upgraded bov rember im doing a budget turbo kit !!! lol imma need help with the ecu !!! any help would be greatly appreciated !!!!!!!!!!!:noob:

18psi 06-21-2010 10:23 PM


Originally Posted by tyler97 (Post 591685)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...#ht_4316wt_941


After i reweld, and fit the down pipe these,are not a bad bugget turbo system !!! make sure u have ur own welder because u will prob do it again, depending on ur skill =0,
Anyways after i get this kit hard wired such as oil lines, water lines,exhauset, intake, intercooler.. NEXT is the standalone and fuel pump/injectors and un upgraded bov rember im doing a budget turbo kit !!! lol imma need help with the ecu !!! any help would be greatly appreciated !!!!!!!!!!!:noob:

oh dear loard:facepalm:

You type gayer than a bag of rainbow colored dicks.
Good luck with the ebay churbo kit.
Coulda started with something thats not a raging pile of shit: like a BEGi shanghai.

oh well

rider384 06-21-2010 10:24 PM

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG AMAZING NEWS GUISE:
Turbo not hit block.

WonTon 06-21-2010 10:25 PM

this is how a NooB is supposed to post when they want to use eGay crap and they know what they are getting themselves into.......seems like you got the gist of what needs to be done, just make sure you research about the ecu you want to use and how to operate it before you as a question so you dont get your ass handed to you.

mgeoffriau 06-21-2010 10:27 PM

Holy shit, "bugget"....that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time.


I wanted a BEGi S5 kit but I couldn't fit it into the bugget.

levnubhin 06-21-2010 10:29 PM

WTF language is that?
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chicksdigmiatas 06-21-2010 10:30 PM

So much lol, Hey brah, you should have done the ecu first.

tyler97 06-21-2010 10:31 PM

Begi isnt anything special =( besides the heavy casted log manifold
i will plan on diff turbo/ bov/wastegate after i pound the piss outta the china charger !!!
and im leaning toward the MS, but also am considering aem ????

18psi 06-21-2010 10:31 PM

and some injectors wit it

rider384 06-21-2010 10:33 PM

Hell, you need a bigger turbo. New rise, new crankshaft, man taco's labor aint cheap, you feel me?

tyler97 06-21-2010 10:34 PM

budget isnt really in existence!!! i know i just dont wanna pay a shit load for the, pipeing and shit and then another ass load on ecu and etc

chicksdigmiatas 06-21-2010 10:59 PM

So you are saying that you have the money, and can in fact buy something proven and functional, yet you are deciding not to because it is over priced in your opinion. Are you a super badass fabricator? For 2200 you can get a BEGI shanghai s, and a megasquirt. Then, master fabricator, you can order mandrel bends and an I/C off ebay for 250 or less. Then 460's for about 150 give or take and some random egay BOV for 40. You clearly haven't thought about exhaust or a clutch yet, so i wont hurt your little hiney with those ideas. Then your going to want to do a reroute and radiator.

Faeflora 06-21-2010 11:09 PM

in for the ban

lsc224 06-21-2010 11:12 PM

4 more posts and he'll be selling his SHIT here.

tyler97 06-21-2010 11:14 PM

yea pretty good with a tig welder/fab tools, i didnt say i had alot of money =(
but would like to,,,, later go with a better turbo/and not cheap bov/wastegate,

You clearly haven't thought about exhaust or a clutch yet,
already Done =) but the rad i was looking in too ???

anyways with this kit, i could fit it all up, and get a ms for prob under $1000 my bro is a rx7 lover so i already have the 440cc injectors correct me if im wrong

buffon01 06-21-2010 11:15 PM

This is so much funnier after reading the dusinb's thread. LMAO!

chicksdigmiatas 06-21-2010 11:32 PM


Originally Posted by tyler97 (Post 591733)
yea pretty good with Dildos,---- beads/Sex toys, i didnt say i had alot of money =(
but would like to(I use to many commas, like the multiple periods, which are also gay. I use this to signify the emptiness in my brain before the next upheaval of diarrhea from my mouth. ),,,, later go with a better turbo/and not cheap bov/wastegate, Totally replacing the bullshit i just bought completely.

You clearly haven't thought about exhaust or a clutch yet, Your right, my car has none of these, its not like we post mods in our sig or anything.
already Done =) but the rad i was looking in too ???

anyways with this kit, i could fit it all up, and get a ms for prob under $1000 <Shows how much research you have done. my bro is a Little boy lover lover so i already have the 460cc injectors correct me if im wrong

Wrong is your middle name doo! You never had me, you never had your car. Now I have to have mad scientist Jessie here tear down the engine and replace the piston rings you just fried, you're lucky you didn't blow the welds on your intake manifold.

http://www.animalswithinanimals.com/...ron-723195.jpg

tyler97 06-21-2010 11:33 PM

ur pretty bad ass

chicksdigmiatas 06-21-2010 11:57 PM

Thanks for the pm sweetie, i feel closer already.

tyler97 06-22-2010 12:00 AM

hope so cause, ur the one imma keep coming back to =)

chicksdigmiatas 06-22-2010 12:19 AM

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=382541
http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=380752
https://www.miataturbo.net/miata-parts-sale-trade-5/new-begi-shanghai-turbo-s1-kit-sale-47675/
https://www.miataturbo.net/miata-parts-sale-trade-5/full-1-8-turbo-kit-vmount-48725/

Asshat.

dustinb 06-22-2010 12:23 AM

http://xspblog.com/wp-content/upload...mNomNomNom.jpg

lordrigamus 06-22-2010 12:30 AM

That's a bucket o lulz.

thirdgen 06-22-2010 12:35 AM

Turbo not hit block? Should say turbine impeller yes hit housing!

tyler97 06-22-2010 12:55 AM

lol yea seems sketchy i know

rbluemx6 06-22-2010 05:10 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 591780)
Turbo not hit block > turbine impeller yes hit housing!

Fixed :laugh:

FRT_Fun 06-22-2010 07:58 AM

Post PM or ban.

Splitime 06-22-2010 08:03 AM

So which unfortunate state wants to lay claim to this one?

FRT_Fun 06-22-2010 08:05 AM

I think Cali.. idk he said something about surfing...

levnubhin 06-22-2010 09:24 AM

This is what happens when you either do too much drugs or your momma does drugs while you're still in the oven.
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18psi 06-22-2010 09:54 AM

Oh god please don't be from CAli.

miatacross 06-22-2010 10:04 AM

LOL @ the title change...this thread made my day at the office today.

jbresee 06-22-2010 11:21 AM

tyler97 = awesome troll.

levnubhin 06-22-2010 11:24 AM

Hey Tyler, who is tykx104?
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18psi 06-22-2010 11:26 AM

I'm guessing that's his original screen name that he said he couldn't log into in his retarded ass intro thread

chriscar 06-22-2010 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 591902)
Hey Tyler, who is tykx104?

I bet tykx104 can't spell worth a damn either, and uses lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit]forgot to say wat evs peeps[/edit]

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buffon01 06-22-2010 11:44 AM

I move this forum to impose the "dumbass" avatar on Tyler.

Jeff_Ciesielski 06-22-2010 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by buffoon01 (Post 591919)
I move this forum to impose the "dumbass" avatar on Tyler.

Seconded.

thirdgen 06-22-2010 01:53 PM

This guy is a total jackass noob that's all about not reading into anything. So here's some advice for the OP.
1) If you buy that turbo kit from ebay, go find some railroad tracks, stand between them, and just wait.
2) That manifold will crack because it's the shittiest grade of chinese stainless steel ever made. Then when you go to weld it, it will melt like solder.
3) That turbo will fail. Period.
4) After you realized that you just wasted weeks of time modifying the "perfect fitting" setup to actually fit your car, you'll have wished you read more posts on here and spent a little extra cash and had a dependable setup that actually works and fits.

In other words, if you really want to buy this setup, it's smarter to take 6 $100 bills and light them on fire. If you don't believe me, then you should definately follow my advice on step #1.

miatacross 06-22-2010 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 591999)
This guy is a total jackass noob that's all about not reading into anything. So here's some advice for the OP.
1) If you buy that turbo kit from ebay, go find some railroad tracks, stand between them, and just wait.
2) That manifold will crack because it's the shittiest grade of chinese stainless steel ever made. Then when you go to weld it, it will melt like solder.
3) That turbo will fail. Period.
4) After you realized that you just wasted weeks of time modifying the "perfect fitting" setup to actually fit your car, you'll have wished you read more posts on here and spent a little extra cash and had a dependable setup that actually works and fits.

In other words, if you really want to buy this setup, it's smarter to take 6 $100 bills and light them on fire. If you don't believe me, then you should definately follow my advice on step #1.


Just let him buy it. One less fucktard to worry about after he gets bored of his shit breaking.

Jeff_Ciesielski 06-22-2010 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 591999)
3) That turbo will fail. Period.

Tell that to all of the people running chinese turbos on this forum now.


Other than that, I agree 100%

thirdgen 06-22-2010 02:04 PM

I wasn't saying any chinese turbo will fail, I'm saying that particular one will. If there is a member on here that has that exact turbo and has over 3000 miles on it, I wanna know about it.

leatherface24 06-22-2010 02:10 PM

Too bad. It was a great pic

Bond 06-22-2010 02:15 PM

Post some cell phone pics

rider384 06-22-2010 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by leatherface24
I am gay

Dude, my dad walked in while that was up on the screen. Fuck you :fawk:

levnubhin 06-22-2010 02:31 PM

I had to, that shit was just nasty.
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leatherface24 06-22-2010 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 592019)
Dude, my dad walked in while that was up on the screen. Fuck you :fawk:

ROTFLMAO:laugh::laugh::laugh:

tyler97 06-22-2010 03:06 PM

Thanks to all

dstn2bdoa 06-22-2010 03:46 PM

Tyler, learn from the bashing. They are trying to tell you something, listen.

I just sold my kit($1500). The guy just text'd me, after adding his injectors and MS, he just dyno'd 260hp and 220tq.

Learn to spell, use punctuation and think before you type. Start reading stickys, come back when you have some intelligent questions, and your reception will be much better.

Maybe

18psi 06-22-2010 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 592019)
Dude, my dad walked in while that was up on the screen. Fuck you :fawk:

:laugh:

ScottFW 06-22-2010 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 592019)
Dude, my dad walked in while that was up on the screen. Fuck you :fawk:

LOL. If you weren't living in your parents' house, maybe your dad wouldn't have just found out you're gay. Don't blame mt.net, we just help the truth come out. :giggle:

dk wolf 06-22-2010 06:01 PM

god.. I am SO full of fail thats why I am sharing this thread with the O.P. in Fail Factor

rbluemx6 06-22-2010 06:05 PM

tyler97=creation of fail factor lulz

18psi 06-22-2010 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by dk wolf (Post 592110)
god.. this thread is SO full of fail

just like your 1st post

thirdgen 06-22-2010 06:42 PM


Originally Posted by dk wolf (Post 592110)
god.. this thread is SO full of fail

This wouldn't be another noob tryin to fit in would it?

thagr81 us 06-22-2010 08:02 PM

New section... Lulz! Now finding the fail threads will be so much easier at work!

chicksdigmiatas 06-22-2010 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 591835)
Post PM or ban.

1337 speak.

DK wolf paddin post count? DK whats that stand for? Donkey kong?

FRT_Fun 06-22-2010 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by chicksdigmiatas (Post 592164)
1337 speak.

ya saw later :makeout:

rleete 06-22-2010 08:43 PM

ALL my posts are Leete speak!

rider384 06-22-2010 09:25 PM


Originally Posted by chicksdigmiatas (Post 592164)
1337 speak.

DK wolf paddin post count? DK whats that stand for? Donkey kong?

Drift king.


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