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Old 08-04-2009, 08:20 PM   #1
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If you're like me, then lately you've been saying to yourself "This business of hurling bombs at the royal family with a trebuchet is all well and good, but after a long day at the office huffing lacquer thinner and snorting cocaine off of the receptionist's ****, there's far too much thinking involved in it. If only there was some mindless passtime that combined the very best elements of Lunar Lander, Sonic the Hedgehog, and that thing where the rabbit jumps from one bell to another, well, then my life would be complete."

And here you are: Hedgehog Launch 2: The Moon

Yes, now you too can step into the shoes of the director of aeronautical research for a small, impoverished nation which, not content to be outdone by those industralized countries with their fancy space shuttles and 16-colour computers, has armed you with an incredible $40 budget and tasked you with the awesome job of launching a hedgehog (with a large rubber band) into a hole drilled completely through the Earth, out the decadent US state of Nebraska, and into the furthest reaches of outer space.

Be sure to select "Story Mode" as opposed to "Free Play" or it gets old fast. Well, it gets old fast either way, really, but it remains playable for very slightly longer this way.
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There goes my afternoon
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you should probably stop...
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holy ****
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I just can't get into that one. The castle one was the **** though.
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:03 PM   #7
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I would of had so much money but i beat the game in 1 launch
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I think I need help.
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at some point, it's more of a challege to land the damn critter.
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at some point, it's more of a challege to land the damn critter.
Yeah, in freeplay mode, you can walk away from the computer at 100,000 feet and 10 minutes later the damn thing will still be bouncing around.

Now that everyone's landed on Mars, there's always the original Hedgehog Launch.
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what the hell man?? lol I said stop!
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anyone get gravity kill before free play mode?
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Can you actually get to the moon in the hedgehog game? What altitude do you have to get to?
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anyone get gravity kill before free play mode?
Yeah, I got it once. You really have to try to prevent yourself from reaching Mars first though. Once you've got it, you just keep travelling upwards at a uniform velocity after launch.

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Can you actually get to the moon in the hedgehog game? What altitude do you have to get to?
In Story mode, the moon is at 10k ft.
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Haven't done 3 days to Mars, but regarding the money situation, how's seven billion on day 5?



In my own defense, most of that time was spent away from the machine. Get the little guy high enough, put some lateral thrust on him, and he'll go for hours.

Is there a support group for people who need to quit this game?
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haha run time 3:03:09.03
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This damn game is more addicting than crack...

Must get to Mars in 3 days.
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