You'll Never Guess What I Pulled Out of My Neighbor's Tire
 

Earlier today one of my female neighbors knocked on my door needing assistance with a flat tire. I promptly changed out the flat with the spare and told her I could fix the flat with a plug kit. She said she'd be back later with the kit. Not 15 minutes ago she knocked on my door, plug kit in hand. I said, "Yeah, this'll be a breeze. I've done this literally a hundred times at the shop I used to work at." Well when I went to remove the "nail" this is what came out.
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Now I don't want to incriminate myself but this makes me feel like I might be to blame.

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What I want to know is how the bullet got from (assuming it was from me) my apartment into her tire. Like how did it stand point up in a steep parking lot? The world may never know.

That's pretty wild. You ought to be more careful :giggle:

Was she hot?

1) Shoot out the tires of your hot neighbor's car
2) Get laid

Sounds like a good game plan...


BTW, we just got new tires on our truck. Took them (Tire Kingdom) 7 days, 3 sets of tires, and they had to balance the tires 5 times. The first set had a valve stem INSIDE one of the tires. The ultimate fix was to use a load balancing machine.

man, if she would have drove on that imagine the shock she would have got if the primer lit off.

Pics of said chic or this didn't happen...

Aparently she did drive on it for at least a day. I'm starting to think it is just a really rare coincidence because I haven't had the AR or any of its ammo out of my house for over a month. If it were mine I think the steel casing would have had some rust or dirt or some other kind of corrosion. I found a stray round in my junk pile that had noticable corrosion from just being in my house for a long time.

And yes, she is looker but not really too friendly so I'd have to be a super creep to get a pic. Not trying to have our third convo be "So why were you sneeking a picture of me from behind your blinds?"

For all we care, your third conversation can be "How the hell did you get into my house?!" so long as pictures are uploaded.

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What the fuck????


:bowrofl:

Never a dull moment with Joe. You're the kind of person I'd enjoy living next door to..

Well this would be a perfect situation for facebook stalking but there are two problems: 1) I only know her first name- Jessica. 2) I can't stand being on FB anymore. There's too much stupidity and ad's.

People usually have a doorbell. With their name on it. They also receive mail. Again, with their name on it.

Stalker thread FTW

This thread delivers. And I like where it's going. Would read again.

Don't apartments typically have locked mailboxes to keep fuckin creepers from doing exactly this? lol

Get into her car. The glove box should have vehicle registration with name listed.. ;)

This thread is showing promise

Einstein should have done this when "looking for the locking lug nut key" or some other excuse. Now he will have to flatten her tire again to get the chance. So much trouble when you don't do it right the first time. He must be new to this whole stalking thing. :laugh:

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what's her address?

Yeah, we're gonna need that pic. In lieu of a pic, you could just draw a picture of her. Pic is preferred though.

Um so I thought I'd just try to find her on FB for like just 5 minutes so I could say I tried and actually found her in about 3. Here is the only pic I can post. More if she accepts my friend request. This is what facebook was made for people. Not updating me on when you took a shit via your status.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile..._7046448_n.jpg

Also found out she plays for my school. And BTW I didn't think that was her when I saw the pic. She looks way better in person.

http://www.ruhighlanders.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=1023

Am I going to hell for this?

Why did you do that?

link to fb:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1440592335

I'll sell her cell phone #, address, driving record (including DL#, LP#, citations, etc.) to anyone who paypals me $50. Unless y8s has a problemo with it.

EDIT: Found her parents' employment, her mother's salary, etc.

She's a lesbian, and her music taste is abhorrent...who the fuck still listens to REO Speedwagon? Jesus christ.

But in for nudez of her and her gf, and lockerroom antics after the big win.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1313452200

This thread delivers... Softball player does not. *sad face*

She goes to Radford, I bet she has herpes.

I bet Mike Jones just added her as a friend ;)

who?

Mike Joooooooooooooooooooones...

Wanna know something really funny. A guy named Mike Jones used to live in the apartment next to her last year before she was here. He's the one on the right.
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It's amazing what a few guys and the internet can accomplish. Also lezzies have strait friends. Sometimes.

from what I can tell she isn't a lesbian

Closeted, but that just means she's still putting up a front and is dft guys even if she doesn't like it. No straight chicks outside of Colorado play softball, and even here it's questionable sometimes.

tell that to the softball girl who'd stop by my apt every day last summer just to give me lip service on her way to class

As an even better perk to puncturing her ti--I mean her accidentally having a flat, her freinds have to pick her up all the time. I don't know if they are softball players but I wouldn't mind trying to round home with every single one of them.

Always an exception to the rule lol.

Paypal me $50 or I'll give her a link to this thread and she'll fire a restraining order on your bitch ass.

No lie, she learned a lot in those six weeks.

You need to ask her if she needs another bat in her bag.

http://www.eatabagofdicks.com/bag.gif

only us super-elite supporters will get the joke

Me pay you? Bitch theres already a bill for you in the mail for me providing you with entertainment. :fawk:

*friended

I remember covering a third base girl with whipped cream from an aerosol can on the bench seat of my F-150 when I was younger. Nom nom nom nom. She was nice. She was also a hell of a ball player. I mean, you didn't have to tell her twice to choke up on the bat 'cause she was a real swinger. I tell you when I pitched it to her it started off low and outside then drifted up and in. It turns out she was most comfortable lining up where she was pretty deep in the box. That way, when she made a move on the ball she could really get all of it. That didn't bother me either because I like to play deep. When I finally gave her the high, hard one, I really gave her the sauce. She saw it coming and dug in deep and drove the hell out of it. I swear she got a double out of it. You should have seen her slide.

I need a beer...

A vase full of roses you got your girlfriend?

Is it bad that I was reminded of this while I read that?

I'mma fart in a ziploc and send it to you.

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baseball girls are FUCKING GROSS. softball girls are hit or miss

...and I'll like it.

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