Earlier today one of my female neighbors knocked on my door needing assistance with a flat tire. I promptly changed out the flat with the spare and told her I could fix the flat with a plug kit. She said she'd be back later with the kit. Not 15 minutes ago she knocked on my door, plug kit in hand. I said, "Yeah, this'll be a breeze. I've done this literally a hundred times at the shop I used to work at." Well when I went to remove the "nail" this is what came out.



Now I don't want to incriminate myself but this makes me feel like I might be to blame.



What I want to know is how the bullet got from (assuming it was from me) my apartment into her tire. Like how did it stand point up in a steep parking lot? The world may never know.

 

That's pretty wild. You ought to be more careful

Was she hot?

 

1) Shoot out the tires of your hot neighbor's car
2) Get laid

Sounds like a good game plan...


BTW, we just got new tires on our truck. Took them (Tire Kingdom) 7 days, 3 sets of tires, and they had to balance the tires 5 times. The first set had a valve stem INSIDE one of the tires. The ultimate fix was to use a load balancing machine.

 

man, if she would have drove on that imagine the shock she would have got if the primer lit off.

 

Pics of said chic or this didn't happen...

 

Aparently she did drive on it for at least a day. I'm starting to think it is just a really rare coincidence because I haven't had the AR or any of its ammo out of my house for over a month. If it were mine I think the steel casing would have had some rust or dirt or some other kind of corrosion. I found a stray round in my junk pile that had noticable corrosion from just being in my house for a long time.

 

And yes, she is looker but not really too friendly so I'd have to be a super creep to get a pic. Not trying to have our third convo be "So why were you sneeking a picture of me from behind your blinds?"

 

For all we care, your third conversation can be "How the hell did you get into my house?!" so long as pictures are uploaded.

 

What the ****????




Never a dull moment with Joe. You're the kind of person I'd enjoy living next door to..

 

Well this would be a perfect situation for facebook stalking but there are two problems: 1) I only know her first name- Jessica. 2) I can't stand being on FB anymore. There's too much stupidity and ad's.

 

People usually have a doorbell. With their name on it. They also receive mail. Again, with their name on it.

 

Stalker thread FTW

 

This thread delivers. And I like where it's going. Would read again.

 

Don't apartments typically have locked mailboxes to keep ****** creepers from doing exactly this? lol

Get into her car. The glove box should have vehicle registration with name listed..

 

This thread is showing promise

 

Einstein should have done this when "looking for the locking lug nut key" or some other excuse. Now he will have to flatten her tire again to get the chance. So much trouble when you don't do it right the first time. He must be new to this whole stalking thing.

 

subbed

 

what's her address?

 

Yeah, we're gonna need that pic. In lieu of a pic, you could just draw a picture of her. Pic is preferred though.

 

Um so I thought I'd just try to find her on FB for like just 5 minutes so I could say I tried and actually found her in about 3. Here is the only pic I can post. More if she accepts my friend request. This is what facebook was made for people. Not updating me on when you took a **** via your status.