Lead by example. Nudes aren't mandatory, but are appreciated.

 

I believe it is necessary for future conversational purposes that above mentioned girlfriend pictures are posted. I posted mine in a bikini (though i didn't realize it), so therefore, I demand reciprocity.

 

Some women do get it, but some definitely don't. My ex-fiance thought it would be fine to walk around downtown Milwaukee at night by herself. I'm not sure I ever got her to understand. And this is after the time we had three nasty looking gangbangers follow us for a few blocks making comments about her. And I can be a pretty scary guy myself. I think some chicks like to think their invincible or it'll never happen to them.

 

One second, let me go dig up those pictures of your mother.

 

BURN! What's next? "I know you are but what am I?"

But really, I've seen my mom naked already. I'm more into seeing naked pictures of chicks I haven't seen naked yet. Hence why I didn't ask you to post pictures of your mom.

 

Guys at the gym make smalltalk with my wife and she thinks they are just friendly. I say, "They aren't friendly. They are guys. They don't smalltalk with fat chicks, ugly chicks, or other dudes. Do you get it?" She doesn't get it. Sigh...

 

See pictures

 

Saml01

Yore hamster shore does hav a purty mouth

 

My gf had a creepy old guy friend like this back in the day. I use to try and explain to her his perverted antics weren't jokes and he was trying to lead them somewhere. She always defended him, stupid girls.
Just proves that a man's brain really is larger than a woman's. j/k

 

The real problem still hasn't been stated.

They gave us 2 brains, and not enough blood to run both at the same time.

 

This is so my fiancée. I am by now s-l-o-w-l-y getting thru to her by repeating the same thing for the last 6 years: “I am a man. One could say that it is kind of an expertise area of mine, since I have been it now for 30 years. I know what is going on in their heads, because it is going on in my head too.”

 

My wife is a bartender and still thinks that there are guys out there that want to be friends. I think a woman's common sense must leak out of her vagina.

Frank

 

repost please?
cant be arsed to skim through almost 2k of your posts

 

There's this chubby girl at work who has a HUGE set of ****. This one dude has been bangin her for the past few weeks, and she said the other day they did their thing and he finished, called for a pizza, and told her it was time for her to leave. She was cryin about him at work sayin how she thought they were gonna start dating. I was like WTF is wrong with you? This dude looks like he should be a calvin klein underwear model, and this chick looks like she should be at a Sturgis Bike rally givin blow jobs in a tent for a can of beer! My co-worker asked what I thought about that situation and I'm like..."dude look at her...she's got a huge rack and that's all she has goin for her. She's built like a ****** tree stump and she's got tattoo's on her ***** which, I mean, come on...how skanky can you get? And that dude keeps himself fit...so you know all she is to him is a place to park his ****." Some girls are DUMB.

 

^ Fat chicks need love too.

Besides, they give the best head because they are always hungry.

 

And seeing that post with your little friend as an avatar makes it that much funnier