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hustler 01-10-2010 09:44 AM

Hustler goes to DC, hilarity ensues 1/10-15
 
I'm going to be in DC/Crystal City. I don't know what my work schedule looks like but if you want to hit a bar or grab dinner one night it will provide you with material for Barbara Walters.

PM me contact info or you're a dead motherfucker.

neogenesis2004 01-10-2010 11:09 AM

Have we finally been declared a political disaster zone?

y8s 01-10-2010 12:07 PM

I'd like to request reenactments of the top 5 e-thug posts so I can film them and post them on youtube

Mach929 01-10-2010 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by neogenesis2004 (Post 506291)
Have we finally been declared a political disaster zone?

:bowrofl:

hustler 01-10-2010 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 506305)
I'd like to request reenactments of the top 5 e-thug posts so I can film them and post them on youtube

Do you want pantomime or Interpretive dance?

Braineack 01-10-2010 12:46 PM

Crystal City Restaurant


Seriously, the arlington crew (y8s and myself) should go to ray's hell burger with trey cool one night this week.

kotomile 01-10-2010 12:55 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 506317)
Do you want pantomime or Interpretive dance?

Open-mic prose à la "So I Married an Axe Murderer".

hustler 01-10-2010 03:50 PM

Mini bar is first on my list, we must go somewhere with artisan quality beer. I will bless all attendees with my divine wisdom. Bring you gf's as a peace offering if you want my respect.

jacob300zx 01-10-2010 03:58 PM

Miataturbo.net<Hustler

Braineack 01-10-2010 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 506378)
Mini bar is first on my list


I suggest you click the link I posted.

Thursday night would be best for me, but Tuesday or Wednesday would be okay too.

Prospero 01-10-2010 09:11 PM

Awe hell guys, I'm in for it if there is room at the table for 1 more. (No GF, sorry)

Please lemme know what the plan is cuz I'm up for some good chat!

Cheers,
Prospero

jtothawhat 01-10-2010 09:38 PM

I will be there on the 15th too....hmmm...

hustler 01-10-2010 10:37 PM

I don't know what my schedule looks like, but we'll make it work. I'm at the Hyatt in Crystal City and need to schmooz with work people a bit, but I'll definitely get away at least one night. Wednesday or Thursday is best, I have to entertain Kotomile on Friday night in Dallas.

y8s 01-10-2010 10:45 PM

Hustlington,

I have picked a list of three establishments with acceptable beer lists for us to try all within a few miles of Crystal Shitty:

1. Columbia Firehouse. I met their beer guy at a party (he is a cousin of the fiancee's coworker) and this can only lead to goodness.
Columbia Firehouse : Welcome : Old Town Alexandria VA :

2. Bilbo Baggins. I know nothing about it, but it looks interesting and is named after a short dumpy hobbit.
Bilbo Baggins Global Restaurant 208 Queen Street, Old Towne, Alexandria, VA 22314 703-683-0300

3. Rustico. Snooty pizza joint with awesome food and comprehensive beer list. not cheap but so what: The hustler's in town!
Rustico Restaurant: Alexandria VA: Welcome

I'll keep wednesday or thursday open.

hustler 01-10-2010 10:48 PM

#1 Who wants to chauffeur me? Bring something fast, I can't bring myself to ride in a miata slower than mine...wait...I guess I'll walk then. heeeeeheeeeee

kotomile 01-10-2010 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 506545)
Wednesday or Thursday is best, I have to entertain Kotomile on Friday night in Dallas.

Have to? Get to.

hustler 01-10-2010 10:55 PM


Originally Posted by kotomile (Post 506561)
Have to? Get to.

Whatever. We're going to fuck shit up and kick holes in walls. Preferably not my walls, but whatever. I'm excited about our date. :love:

y8s 01-10-2010 11:02 PM

you might get chauffered in a loud civic with no hubcaps.

hustler 01-10-2010 11:05 PM

Do your worst!

johnwag 01-11-2010 01:00 AM

ya'll take care of my boyfriend

Mobius 01-11-2010 02:01 AM

Bilbo Baggins was good
 
the last time I was there. But, that was 15-ish years ago.

But, since you've got an in with the Beer Guy, I'd go with Columbia Firehouse.

jacob300zx 01-11-2010 02:26 AM

Do what ever you want with him but don't leave any marks. I still need to pimp him out in Houston at the end of the month.

Prospero 01-11-2010 06:04 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 506556)
#1 Who wants to chauffeur me? Bring something fast, I can't bring myself to ride in a miata slower than mine...wait...I guess I'll walk then. heeeeeheeeeee

Ohhh, I have a hot 2008 Dodge Grand Caravan with the Flex Fuel 3.3 in it! It's fast and hot!!!!

Okay so it's my company car cuz the owner of the company hates that I drive a Miata and feels it is too much risk to life and limb. Anyhow, I can shuttle a few to and fro in this ting.

Cheers,
Matt

hustler 01-11-2010 07:02 AM

Now we have a party wagon! Hopefully you gays don't make me do the pattle-walk organg rape me...which you're certainly not above.

Braineack 01-11-2010 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 506556)
#1 Who wants to chauffeur me? Bring something fast, I can't bring myself to ride in a miata slower than mine...wait...I guess I'll walk then. heeeeeheeeeee

guess my Altima is out....2.4L of fury.

and boo on the Old Towne choices, I hate going into old towne. Let's bring Huslter to the Eden Center @ 7 corners; 48 choices of Vietnamese restaurants!

y8s 01-11-2010 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 506657)
guess my Altima is out....2.4L of fury.

and boo on the Old Towne choices, I hate going into old towne. Let's bring Huslter to the Eden Center @ 7 corners; 48 choices of Vietnamese restaurants!

two words:

BEER SERECTION

eden center probably only has the pissy asian beers.

Braineack 01-11-2010 10:22 AM

it was a joke. you guys can drink the beer, I'll score the chicks, so whatever. But yeah, Thursday is still the best for me.

hustler 01-11-2010 10:29 AM

Don't send me to a gay bar to get raped.

Braineack 01-11-2010 10:34 AM

I gave you the name of an upscale strip club right in Crystal City. Otherwise, I'll keep you well clear of DuPount Circle in DC, I try to stay out of the city if I can.

What about Dog Fish Brewery or Rock Bottom Brewery, those are both only like 10 minutes from me...I hate trying to drive into Old Towne, let alone finding parking. I'm a fan of parking lots. But then again, they are both chains and I'm a pussy Jew and wont even buy any beer.

Where I'd really like to go is Sweet Water Tavern, cause I DO like a good home-brewed Root Beer and the food is win.

shuiend 01-11-2010 10:37 AM

I am game for beer and shit. If Hustler wants fast I can bring my GSR. He can be taught about the godliness of VTAK.

y8s 01-11-2010 10:50 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 506676)
I gave you the name of an upscale strip club right in Crystal City. Otherwise, I'll keep you well clear of DuPount Circle in DC, I try to stay out of the city if I can.

What about Dog Fish Brewery or Rock Bottom Brewery, those are both only like 10 minutes from me...I hate trying to drive into Old Towne, let alone finding parking. I'm a fan of parking lots. But then again, they are both chains and I'm a pussy Jew and wont even buy any beer.

Where I'd really like to go is Sweet Water Tavern, cause I DO like a good home-brewed Root Beer and the food is win.

I bet we can find a beer that you like scott. if we go to columbia firehouse, you can get tasters of all the sissy beers for free. should fit your wallet, no?

Braineack 01-11-2010 10:51 AM

Free x 0 = win

neogenesis2004 01-11-2010 11:07 AM

I'd come up, but I'm busy not being a flamer.

All seriousness aside, I'd kill a Thursday night up there. No beers for me though, but I do enjoy good food.

shuiend 01-11-2010 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by neogenesis2004 (Post 506698)
I'd come up, but I'm busy not being a flamer.

All seriousness aside, I'd kill a Thursday night up there. No beers for me though, but I do enjoy good food.

No Thursday it will be warm so you will be in my garage fixing your car.

neogenesis2004 01-11-2010 11:30 AM

Your shirt is black....







































NOT

hustler 01-11-2010 12:19 PM

Thursday is probably out. Tuesday or Wednesday is best. My evening schedule is unknown until that day, but j can probably chill either night for a few hours.

Braineack 01-11-2010 12:27 PM

wtf. you must schedule around me! :vash:

Newbsauce 01-11-2010 12:48 PM

I'm in for this... My suggestions for location:

1> Top Golf Kingstowne. That's right, its a driving range with booze. Man up.

2> Murphy's Irish Pub or Pat Troy's - Beer.

3> Warehouse Bar and Grill: Good food I've heard.

4> Take Hustler to Southeast DC (Anacostia) and leave him there. Film Youtube video.

saint_foo 01-11-2010 12:57 PM

hustler you big pussy. You will free yourself on Thursday. Or Wednesday. You tell those that need shmoozy to bend to our schedules, and they will like it.

I might be able to pick you up, or at least allow you a ride in my Miata. It's been winterized, so you will deal with winter tires and 275whp. And not much heat (since the BEGI reroute kit was done for summer setup).



As far as grub/beer, please don't tell me you're secretly a vegetarian and the only sausage you eat is...

Brain - keep me posted of this thread and developments. I'll be running around, but should be free Tue-Thur nights. I might be hitting restaurant week this week, depends on my wife.

-Ed

Braineack 01-11-2010 01:13 PM

just because I'm super lazy: Thirsty Bernie Sport Bar & Grill

I could walk here.

ScottFW 01-11-2010 01:26 PM

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I will possibly/probably show up. I have been going stir crazy lately and need to get out for some beers.


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 506634)
Hopefully you gays don't make me do the pattle-walk organg rape me...which you're certainly not above.

That sounds an awful lot like a request.Attachment 201310


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 506657)
... Eden Center @ 7 corners; 48 choices of Vietnamese restaurants!

If you're coming out this way, if not this week then for future reference, hit up Mark's Duck House. Not in Eden Center but still 7 corners area, off 50, in a strip mall. Best Peking Duck I've ever had. Good dim sum too. Yes, their beer selection consists mostly of the typical Asian rice-piss-waters. I can't remember but they may at least have Sierra Nevada PA. It's also two minutes away from Dogfish Head.

Sweetwater Tavern is good and the one at 50 & Gallows is about 5 minutes from my house. I've had most of their beers and they've all been good. It's farther from Crystal City but very convenient to 50/495/66, depending on who all is coming and from where.

y8s 01-11-2010 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 506756)
just because I'm super lazy: Thirsty Bernie Sport Bar & Grill

I could walk here.

bitch I'll drive you wherever we go if you so lazy

saint_foo 01-11-2010 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by ScottFW (Post 506760)
I will possibly/probably show up. I have been going stir crazy lately and need to get out for some beers.


That sounds an awful lot like a request.http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...7/whipping.gif


If you're coming out this way, if not this week then for future reference, hit up Mark's Duck House. Not in Eden Center but still 7 corners area, off 50, in a strip mall. Best Peking Duck I've ever had. Good dim sum too. Yes, their beer selection consists mostly of the typical Asian rice-piss-waters. I can't remember but they may at least have Sierra Nevada PA. It's also two minutes away from Dogfish Head.

Sweetwater Tavern is good and the one at 50 & Gallows is about 5 minutes from my house. I've had most of their beers and they've all been good. It's farther from Crystal City but very convenient to 50/495/66, depending on who all is coming and from where.


Mark's Duck House for dim sum. Duck Changs for Peking Duck (in Annandale). Dude worked in the Taiwanese Embassy for 12 years or something like that. That put peking duck on the map for D.C. SRSLY.


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We should see how hustler does at karting. Allsports. Then get some hot wings afterwards. I'm not a fan of that Dogfish Head location. Sucks. Too crowded.

What about Galaxy Hut? Great selection of beers.

Braineack 01-11-2010 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by ScottFW (Post 506760)
hit up Mark's Duck House. Not in Eden Center but still 7 corners area, off 50, in a strip mall. Best Peking Duck I've ever had. Good dim sum too.

I'm american, I don't actually eat that crap! :)


Sweetwater Tavern is good and the one at 50 & Gallows is about 5 minutes from my house. I've had most of their beers and they've all been good. It's farther from Crystal City but very convenient to 50/495/66, depending on who all is coming and from where.
This is what I'm talking about. I'm always about sweet water. I go there as much as I possibly can. I was there as the ball dropped this year, and the three prior.

and the chef is a reality tv star: FOX Broadcasting Company: Hell's Kitchen

Braineack 01-11-2010 01:46 PM

ill go anywhere really, im just a big baby. someone just make a decision. since we got the west end crew willing to meet up, we should maybe aim for the fairfax area on THURSDAY.

saint_foo 01-11-2010 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 506769)
ill go anywhere really, im just a big baby. someone just make a decision. since we got the west end crew willing to meet up, we should maybe aim for the fairfax area on THURSDAY.

Sweetwater Tavern in Fairfax/Merrifield is a good medium. Artie's, too.

I do really like the Anacostia suggestion. We could even send the tape to MTV and get a 30 min spot right after Jersey Shore.

Braineack 01-11-2010 01:57 PM

real world DC, for real.

Newbsauce 01-11-2010 01:59 PM

How about we go to Hard Times ? Great chili and wings and they have pool and darts. Not that Hustler's dak touching skills are not entertainment enough, but at least it's a tad less homo.

Braineack 01-11-2010 02:02 PM

i'd be game for that, he could even metro right on over considering the Clarendon stop is directly in front of it. assuming we are talking about the arlington location.

Braineack 01-11-2010 02:12 PM

also, time is important; Lars and I need time to play some L4D2 before we go outside.

hustler 01-11-2010 02:27 PM

In for romance.

Newbsauce 01-11-2010 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 506776)
i'd be game for that, he could even metro right on over considering the Clarendon stop is directly in front of it. assuming we are talking about the arlington location.

I didn't think the Clarendon location had pool? Maybe I'm mistaking it for the Alexandria location?

Braineack 01-11-2010 02:57 PM

you're probably right, the Arlington location is small.

shuiend 01-11-2010 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 506795)
In for romance.

Around here we call it BROMANCE.

saint_foo 01-11-2010 03:17 PM

Shoot, I forgot he was in Crystal City.

Caddy-corner to CC Restaurant is 'Cafe Pizzaiolo'

507 23rd Street South
Arlington, VA 22202
(703) 894-2250


Really good pizza, some good beers.

Braineack 01-11-2010 03:23 PM

i do heart pizza.

Laur3ns 01-11-2010 03:27 PM

Someone better bring their Nikon and HDndycam!

Braineack 01-11-2010 03:30 PM

can do.

neogenesis2004 01-11-2010 03:32 PM

This thread sucks. Pick a place, date, time already. It will be the weekend by the time its decided at this rate.

saint_foo 01-11-2010 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by neogenesis2004 (Post 506834)
This thread sucks. Pick a place, date, time already. It will be the weekend by the time its decided at this rate.

Dates for me: Tue/Wed/Thur
Time: 7:30ish? Earlier?
Place: heck, if y'all like pizza (like Pizzeria Paradiso/2 Amy's/brick oven), then Cafe Pizzaiolo. We could walk to Crystal City Restaurant afterwards. Not too far from the Pentagon.

However, if folks like neo are coming from God's country, then what about Tyson's Corner? Heck, I'll probably be in MD at TurboXS/Andrewtech on those days, so it won't be a fun drive.

-Ed


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